Ep 26: Hate Playing a Sexual Game
SARAH: Hey what’s up hello. Welcome to Sounds Fake But Okay, a podcast where an aro-ace girl (I’m Sarah. That’s me.)
KAYLA: And a demi straight girl (that’s me, Kayla.)
(cat meows)
KAYLA: (laughs) This is Miranda and Sweet Pea.
SARAH: Talk about all things to do with love, relationships, sexuality, and pretty much anything else that we just don’t understand.
KAYLA: On today’s episode: Episodes.
BOTH: — Sounds fake, but okay.
SARAH: Welcome back.
KAYLA: We out here though.
SARAH: We really are, we are pretty far west.
KAYLA: We’re in California. We are recording this on Sunday because we are trash.
KAYLA: Okay, but to be fair, it's our spring break. Give us a break.
SARAH: Is it spring?
KAYLA: No.
SARAH: Is it our spring break?
KAYLA: Yes, yes.
SARAH: For those of you that care anything about our personal lives-
KAYLA: Literally none of them.
SARAH: So we're currently in California, and we are with a special guest who you have met before in episode six? I don’t know.
KAYLA: Three? Awkward flirting. Well, that was definitely not three.
SARAH: Yeah, I know. We're with Miranda. Say hi, Miranda, again.
MIRANDA: Hello.
KAYLA: I thought she was going to say hi, Miranda again.
SARAH: We're also here with Miranda's cat, Sweet Pea, that was-
KAYLA: She left us though.
SARAH: That was her meowing. Yeah, she's gone. She may never come back.
KAYLA: She doesn’t like me that much.
MIRANDA: She'll be back to bother us.
KAYLA: I hope so.
SARAH: Good stuff. But yeah, what are we doing this week, Kayla?
KAYLA: So if any of you are on Tumblr, or maybe other social media but I especially notice this on Tumblr, there's ads for this app called Episode. And it's a choose-your-own-adventure kind of digital app, where you just roleplay or whatever. But the ads are always highly sexual. It's like oh, no, you walk in on your boyfriend cheating on you, what do you do? Or like –
SARAH: Oh no you're pregnant, what do you do?
KAYLA: These totally so dramatic-
SARAH: It’s like a soap opera.
KAYLA: Yeah, and it literally is, and the ads are just absolutely ridiculous. So we realized-
SARAH: Would you say they’re ad-solutely ridiculous? Miranda is having fun.
MIRANDA: I want to die.
SARAH: I've been making some good puns recently.
KAYLA: Someone please SOS. This is –
SARAH: Kayla, I offered to kill you.
KAYLA: What? Why aren't you doing it?
SARAH: Okay, it's because we have to finish this pod first, and then I'll do it.
KAYLA: Alright, cool. So anyway, we thought we'd hate play it today. I thought we would play it in the most sexual manner possible and get uncomfy about it, and hate play it. Because I've kind of wanted to play it because it's just so –
MIRANDA: I see ads for it every thirty seconds.
KAYLA: We've been talking about this for a couple days and I was on our Tumblr today, and there were so many ads for it, like, if that's not proof that our phones are listening to us, I don't know, people.
SARAH: True, our phones are listening to us.
KAYLA: Anyway, another time perhaps for our conspiracy theories. Okay, so we out here, we're going to play. Welcome back, thank you. Okay. Oh, so we could read either Pitch Perfect, we can play either Pitch Perfect – Oh, I guess –
KAYLA: What is it? It chose for us.
SARAH: It chose for us. It said that it was the recommended one. But why would they recommend one of their games over others?
KAYLA: That's probably the newest one, girl, I don’t know. And we're loading.
SARAH: (sings) We're loading, loading.
KAYLA: 81, 87 –
SARAH: I'm going to keep talking so I don't have to edit this out.
KAYLA: Oh my God, we're still at 87 so you might have to – Oh, and we’re – Best experience with sound, tap here to begin.
SARAH: Is this just like Pitch Perfect the movie?
KAYLA: Chapter 1, Are you ready to pitch? Can I leave? I don't want this story. Get me out of here.
SARAH: Yeah, I don't want this.
KAYLA: Me neither.
MIRANDA: Doesn’t seem like we have much choice.
KAYLA: I want a choice.
SARAH: This is just Pitch Perfect.
KAYLA: I want a choice. “The bad boy stole my bra”.
SARAH: That is exactly what we want.
KAYLA: That's what we came here for. So, this is a user story. Oh, so this interesting, people can upload their own stories.
MIRANDA: I don't care but that's interesting.
SARAH: Okay, let's do the bad boy.
KAYLA: “You wake up in the middle of the night to find your sexy bad boy neighbor in your room holding your bra, what do you do?” Run, because he's probably going to rape and murder me?
MIRANDA: I thought we were going for the sexual version.
SARAH: We’re going for this.
MIRANDA: No, I mean why would we run, right?
SARAH: I don’t even know if that's going to be an option.
KAYLA: Miranda, don’t – Okay, everyone listening if someone is in your room in the middle of the night holding your bra –
MIRANDA: Oh, I’m not condoning them.
SARAH: Loving them though, bad boys. Where is the sound? Give me the sound.
KAYLA: 9Oh, okay, there's a shirtless man. It's so easy to spot them. They've got that look.
SARAH: Are we talking about bad boys?
KAYLA: I guess. Is this the right bad boy? Oh, we get to customize the bad boy. Okay, skin tone.
MIRANDA: You’ve got to be like, super tan.
KAYLA: Okay, deep tan, neutral, brown neutral. Oh, brown neutral is even – Oh, ew. Okay, brown neutral is the darkest you can go.
SARAH: So we only have one nonwhite skin tone is what I'm hearing. I don't appreciate it.
KAYLA: No, that one doesn’t look very white.
MIRANDA: I was just going for tan because when I think of a bad boy, I think of super tan
KAYLA: Oh this is not –
SARAH: I know what you meant.
KAYLA: Here, we’ll do this one.
SARAH: I’m just being mad at the skin color.
MIRANDA: We're making him tan.
KAYLA: This looks great. Oh, he just winked at me.
SARAH: Oh no.
KAYLA: I hate him. Eyes
SARAH: We turned the sound off because it was annoying, all right, we're moving forward.
KAYLA: Okay, eyeballs, deep sunken.
SARAH: Deep sunken?
KAYLA: That looks so over wide. All of these eyes are literally the same.
MIRANDA: I feel like the eyes when you make your own Mii.
KAYLA: Oh, I like this one, deep set.
SARAH: Deep set.
KAYLA: Like literally. Select a color.
SARAH: And you can turn the eyes completely diagonal.
KAYLA: What's the fuck boy eyeball?
MIRANDA: I feel like they come in all types and varieties.
SARAH: Green. I feel like they're green because they’re like, oh my God, I have green eyes.
KAYLA: There’s only blue aqua, there’s no green.
SARAH: I guess blue.
KAYLA: We can do deep blue.
SARAH: I do have blue eyes –
KAYLA: Oh wait, there is green, emerald green.
SARAH: In case anyone is wondering.
KAYLA: No one cares. Face shape, generic.
SARAH: He looks very young.
KAYLA: Square jaw, diamond soft?
SARAH: Racially ambiguous.
KAYLA: Good, we love a racially ambiguous man. We'll do the diamond defined face shape. Mouth, small heart, thin heart, full heart, medium heart, straight, full large. Ew, so big, we'll do a medium heart.
SARAH: Are you a Jenner?
KAYLA: Hair, ooh, Afro. Oh God, that doesn't – He's not Black, he can't have that, no. He doesn't get dreads – (gasps) A man bun.
SARAH: I like a man bun. I'm not going to lie to you.
KAYLA: You like man buns?
SARAH: If you can pull them off –
MIRANDA: Oh come on –
SARAH: Not everyone can pull them off.
KAYLA: Very few people can.
SARAH: You know who can pull them off?
KAYLA: Not me.
SARAH: The guy in Mulan. What’s his face?
MIRANDA: The cartoon?
KAYLA: Wait, I have one that – This looks like a fuck boy haircut, right? With the slick back –
SARAH: Yeah, in Mulan.
MIRANDA: I know who you’re talking about.
KAYLA: You guys are not being helpful, I’ve picked the hair for all of you, it is the slicked back hairstyle. You know like a lot of men wear, the sides are short –
SARAH: Like the quaff?
KAYLA: And then it’s tall on the top, and then the guys –
SARAH: It’s a quiff. I said quaff, it’s a quiff.
MIRANDA: They have more of a fade on the side.
KAYLA: Eyebrows, ooh, very important. Arched, bushy – Oh, that's the most ugliest thing I've ever seen.
SARAH: The most ugliest thing. If they're fuckboy, would they have bad eyebrows or good eyebrows?
KAYLA: No, fuckboys are always attractive, that's why they get you.
MIRANDA: They have really good eyebrows.
SARAH: Yeah, but like if they have too good eyebrows, people are going to think that they're gay and they're fuckboys, they don’t want that.
MIRANDA: I think they look naturally good.
KAYLA: This is the most attractive – Wow, this is a very attractive man.
SARAH: Is it? I can't see it very well.
KAYLA: Yeah, look at him. We’ve made a very hot man. Wait, we have to pick his nose, I could ruin it. Ew, ugly, oh my God. Oh, okay, yeah, I made a very hot man.
SARAH: Damn it.
SARAH: You don’t know. Are bad boys attractive?
KAYLA: Well, that- Oh, he's drinking a nasty drink.
MIRANDA: In case you’re wondering, it’s Shane.
SARAH: Shane ew, okay.
KAYLA: I don’t know who lives here but this girl Violet sees our bad boy we just made and goes movies and goes “Sweet, sweaty abs” What? “Is that your neighbor?”.
SARAH: New neighbor. Why is he not wearing a shirt?
KAYLA: “I know you promised Kaitlyn you” –
SARAH: “You'd never swear but” -
KAYLA: “That doesn't stop me. Damn, he's hella hot.”
SARAH: Wait, so she promised her friend she wouldn’t swear?
KAYLA: Apparently, Kaitlyn promised she wouldn't swear. But Violet –
SARAH: Violet has a look going. I'm living for it.
KAYLA: She has like purple hair. Yeah. “Don't you think?” Violet.
SARAH: What's our first name? There’s so much pressure.
MIRANDA: Our first name?
SARAH: Yeah.
KAYLA: Oh, that's lame, but okay.
MIRANDA: No, I don't like that at all. We shouldn't use that name.
KAYLA: All right, well, Richard.
SARAH: No. Ashleigh, but with e-e.
KAYLA: Ashlee.
SARAH: No, please no. Please don't.
KAYLA: Why not?
SARAH: Okay, do we want to be really obnoxious? Can we use Ashleigh?
KAYLA: That’s disgusting, but that’s our name.
SARAH: If you’re spelling your name like that –
KAYLA: Oh, now we get to customize us. What skin tone should we make? Should we try to make one of us? Can we make Sarah?
SARAH: Okay.
KAYLA: We're making Sarah.
SARAH: Can we change my name for Ashleigh, then?
KAYLA: No. You have the lightest skin tone.
SARAH: Yes. Pale as all hell.
KAYLA: Your eyeballs are, all these eye shapes are the same. It doesn't even matter.
SARAH: Give me the one that has the biggest eyebags. Darkest and saddest eyebags.
KAYLA: Apparently – What color are your eyes? Green?
MIRANDA: They don’t take sleep deprivation into consideration?
SARAH: They’re blue, Kayla?
KAYLA: I'm looking at them right now and they look awfully green.
SARAH: They're definitely blue.
KAYLA: I don’t know.
MIRANDA: They look green right now.
SARAH: My license says blue, and they've always been blue.
KAYLA: Licenses say a lot of things.
SARAH: Okay, but like people with blue eyes, sometimes it looks like their eyes are different colors and there’s like science for that.
KAYLA: They have a little round face for you.
SARAH: But my face isn't round.
KAYLA: It is.
SARAH: I have chubby cheeks, that doesn't make my face round.
KAYLA: This is your face shape.
MIRANDA: Yeah.
SARAH: I guess.
KAYLA: Mouth, small heart. What is your mouth? You do have a little mouth.
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SARAH: I don’t have a little mouth.
KAYLA: You do have a little mouth.
SARAH: I got a normal mouth.
KAYLA: Do you want natural lips? Why didn't they let me put makeup on our man? That's sexist.
SARAH: I do want natural lips. That's who I am as a person.
KAYLA: Okay. Well they have a lot of options –
SARAH: It's just too hard to maintain a non-neutral lip color, you know, because it gets everywhere.
KAYLA: There are so many options are giving us. Oh my God.
SARAH: What are you doing to me? I'm not having any choice in how I look?
KAYLA: Oh my God, shush.
MIRANDA: We know how you look.
KAYLA: I look at you every day unfortunately. Do you want glossy lips?
SARAH: No, I don't like glossy lips.
KAYLA: Oh my God, you're choosing your own lips. I'm stressed.
SARAH: See, you've tell me that I can't, and then you make me do it.
KAYLA: Yes.
SARAH:Um, lipstick colors?
KAYLA: Oh, I heard the cat.
SARAH: Pink hot man.
MIRANDA: Sweet Pea, please save us.
KAYLA: Go back. Go back. This is probably so boring to listen to. Oh, no.
SARAH: (yells) I don’t know what I did.
KAYLA: (yells) Sarah! She left the game. Oh my God. Oh, wait, we can go back, it's okay, it's okay.
SARAH: I’m sorry, I didn't mean it, I didn’t know what I was doing.
KAYLA: Oh my God. You're not holding –
SARAH: Okay, I don't want that page. How do I go back from that page?
KAYLA: What do you do you want?
SARAH: I want neutral lips.
KAYLA: Natural lips, okay.
SARAH: Hit me up with a natural lip color.
KAYLA: How about that?
SARAH: My lips aren’t that color.
KAYLA: Oh, my God. You're not holding the phone anymore because you’re ruining it. How about that? No, I want to be – Okay, now, looks good. Okay, hair, short styles. Oh!
SARAH: Oh, God, no.
KAYLA: Oh God. Okay, where’s medium? You have medium hair.
SARAH: I recently cut my hair, yeah.
KAYLA: Why did she do that? Every time it’s – stop it.
SARAH: My hair is also – Super straight, something about me’s got to be, ba dum tss.
KAYLA: Okay. You have like, brown hair.
SARAH: I have brown hair, but it's like light brown.
KAYLA: It is. Chestnut brown is what you're getting, or light brown?
SARAH: Can I see?
KAYLA: You’re getting chestnut brown, here you go.
SARAH: Why am I wearing eyeliner?
KAYLA: I didn't give it to you.
SARAH: I don't wear eyeliner.
KAYLA: Short styles.
SARAH: Kayla?
KAYLA: Yes?
SARAH: This episode is going to be so hard to edit.
KAYLA: I didn't think it would be this way.
SARAH: I was trying to recite the Friends theme song just then, and I couldn't quite get it right.
KAYLA: (Sings)
SARAH: No, stop that.
KAYLA: We're not going to get copyrighted.
SARAH: No, it's just annoying.
KAYLA: Oh, oh, okay. I understand that. I'm annoying, is what it is.
SARAH: This is definitely the most entertaining pod we've ever done.
KAYLA: Listen, we'll get there. I just have to finish making Sarah.
SARAH: Better get my eyebrows right.
KAYLA: Those look like your eyebrows?
SARAH: No. Oh, wait. Which way do they –
KAYLA: They look like yours.
SARAH: Maybe, I don’t know.
KAYLA: It’s over. Stop winking. What's your nose look like? I don't know, it’s just a nose.
SARAH: My nose is just weirdly pointy. I don't like it.
KAYLA: Oh, this is a pointy one.
SARAH: Get me a new one.
KAYLA: No, we don't have the budget to get you a new nose.
SARAH: I also don't want that.
MIRANDA: This is like, really long.
SARAH: Miranda, savage.
KAYLA: Hello, Ashleigh. Okay, wait, Violet says “He's a thong tosser”.
SARAH: Ew, wrong
KAYLA: See, this is the content I came for.
SARAH: Oh no.
KAYLA: “Is he sexy?” Okay, we have to say either “Yuck, not in the least”, “Whatevs” or “Hell yeah”. I say we say “Hell yeah”.
SARAH: Because we made him –
KAYLA: And he is hot.
SARAH: Fuck, whatever her name that said that we couldn’t swear.
KAYLA: We say “He's sizzling but he knows he's hot. He lives in sunless Oregon and he's moving one box. Why no shirt? Hot guys like him are not to be trusted. “ See, she knows –
SARAH: So we live in Oregon?
MIRANDA: I like how we made him super tan and they live in sunless Oregon.
SARAH: “They'll rip your heart out and oh my God, he dropped something. He's bending down.” Oh wait, are going to look at his ass? And there’s that ass talking.
KAYLA: Violet is saying, “And there's that asstastic rear view”. Oh, that's a terrible butt. Violet says “Ashleigh, it's a sign. It’s senior year, time to grab life by the balls.” These are seniors and this is the way we're talking?
SARAH: This is not what seniors are like.
KAYLA: Not to shame you but I'm shaming. “Preferably his.” Ashleigh says “I swore off balls, remember?” Ashleigh, what?
SARAH: Who wrote this?
KAYLA: Oh, he just winked at us. He winked at Violet.
SARAH: I’m so glad that we didn’t make this person named Sarah.
KAYLA: Oh, he just blew us a kiss. He just blew Ashleigh a kiss. Violet says “Now I've got my mission, to hook you up”. Ashleigh says “No way, not interested”. But it zooms in and she says “See my bad boy hate wasn't just about – “ Oh, she's thinking now. “See, my bad boy hate wasn't just about the hot new guy. Something happened to me last summer, something bad.”
SARAH: Was it a werewolf?
KAYLA: “So if I'm lucky, I'll never have to lay on my hi” – Okay. “I'll have to” – Oh no. “I'll never have to lay eyes on my new neighbor again”. “No Vi, I haven't seen Hottie McCheeseball since this afternoon”.
SARAH: What?
KAYLA: She is talking to Violet on the phone. Miranda stop trying to show us pictures. We're in the middle of doing something.
SARAH: It's funny.
KAYLA: What is it?
SARAH: It’s a picture of the US men's curling team that won gold and it says “Miracurl on Ice”.
KAYLA: That’s stupid. No. We're trying to learn about Ashleigh's tragic backstory. Get out of here.
SARAH: Miranda’s interfering in our pod.
KAYLA: Ashleigh on the phone and Violet says, “No, I'm going to bed now, so I can” (gasps) and then there's a sound and “Stare at naked guys”. Oh, I think we can see him through the window.
SARAH: Oh, wow, that's creepy.
KAYLA: Violet says “Um, hello, that's my night every night”.
SARAH: Oh my God, why is Violet a peeping Tom?
KAYLA: Ashleigh says, “No, the hot guy next door is naked. I can see right into his room from my window”.
SARAH: Is Violet saying that she watches a lot of porn?
KAYLA: And so now we're naked. He’s – Oh, Ashleigh says “Shiitake mushrooms. I think he just saw me”. Violet says, “Call me back on video chat. I need visual”. Okay, Violet that's – Ashleigh says “Goodbye”.
SARAH: That's just inappropriate and a violation of his privacy.
KAYLA: Okay. Oh, moon him We're mooning him.
SARAH: What are the other options?
KAYLA: Oh, we can either storm away, blow him a kiss or moon him.
SARAH: We’re mooning him.
KAYLA: She says “Ha, two can play at this game” and she moons him. He looks shocked. We are shaking our ass. He will remember that. Ashleigh is now going to sleep after that happens.
SARAH: Casual.
KAYLA: Alright, we're sleeping, we’re sleeping.
SARAH: In our jeans?
KAYLA: A bit of a time jump.
SARAH: We’re in our jeans.
KAYLA: No, we’re in sweats. She wakes up. Oh, we're walking.
SARAH: Why is he in our room?
KAYLA: And suddenly the neighbor is in her room literally holding her bra in two hands, as he's like holding it out to us.
SARAH: It looks like a bra that's on a person just without the person. If you carry a bra, it's not going to look like it does when it's on a person. But he's holding it and it looks like it does when it’s on a person. Kayla, you can’t put your blanket on the computer.
KAYLA: The visuals in this game clearly are stunning. Oh, now my phone, come back please. So we can either-
SARAH: (gasps) Oh, Kayla.
KAYLA: So she says “What the fudge?” We can either say “Why are you in my room?”, “Am I dreaming?” or “Attack”.
SARAH: “Am I dreaming?” Clearly.
KAYLA: Yeah. I must be dreaming. He says, “Seriously, who says fudge?” Who named him? Did we name him Alec? That's terrible.
SARAH: We didn't name him Alec.
KAYLA: He says, “Later neighbor”.
SARAH: Wait, what?
KAYLA: Wait, he just came in with our bra and then said – Oh no, there's boys. “Dylan Merrick and Chase Thatcher? Is this a hot guy convention?”
SARAH: Wait, they’re all in her house?
KAYLA: I think they're across the street again.
SARAH: But why? Okay, I have so many questions. We know, please hold. For starters, where did he get the bra? It must be her bra.
KAYLA: Remember the description of the story said – Well he snuck into her room, probably went through drawers and picked up a bra.
SARAH: That's so creepy. When? When did you have time to do this?
KAYLA: Right before she woke up? I don't know.
SARAH: Ew.
KAYLA: So now we are looking at them through the window. He's back in his room with two other hot guys. He's the hottest, we made him the hottest, truly. They're laughing. Ashleigh says – Oh, she thinks Dylan Merrick is Johnson High’s golden boy.
SARAH: Why does she wear so much eyeliner?
KAYLA: We're not doing another character. Yes, this is what our golden boy can look like.
SARAH: Fine.
KAYLA: I don't care. “Sorry, it was a dare but nice bra”, says Dylan.
SARAH: That's weird. Wait, is it a nice bra?
KAYLA: It's okay. Chase says, “if you're into what goes in them.” You’re nasty.
SARAH: Is he gay?
KAYLA: He's talking about boobs.
SARAH: But he says if you're into what goes in them.
KAYLA: He kind of looks gay. Ashleigh says, “Hand it over”. Alec says, “Payback for spying on me”. To be fair, he left his windows open when he was naked.
SARAH: He left his windows wide open.
KAYLA: Ashleigh says “You broke into my room and stole my bra. That's illegal and perverted.” She's right.
KAYLA: Alex says “So come get it back”. Oh God. This is very sexual.
SARAH: And all of his friends are still there.
KAYLA: Ashleigh says… And then we can say “In my pajamas?”, “You bring it back” or “Do I need to call the police?”
SARAH: “You bring it back”.
KAYLA: Oh yeah, get him over here. “You took it so you need to return it”.
SARAH: But they're in her room, aren’t they?
KAYLA: I guess, it kind of seems, I don't know – The geography of this is –
SARAH: The logic is a little –
KAYLA: Quite confusing. Alec says “I guarantee you'd have more fun over here”. It's probably true, we would have an orgy. Ashleigh says, “Like I'd want to be in a bedroom with the three of you”. Ashleigh, you definitely would want to be in the bedroom with the three of them, are you kidding? They’re so hot.
SARAH: You just called them the hottest people at Jackson High or whatever.
KAYLA: Oh, Alec goes “Isn't that every girl's dream?”
SARAH: Is that Alec or is that golden boy?
KAYLA: It says Alec at the top. It's funny because golden boy has golden hair.
SARAH: Yeah, I’m glad we kept that.
KAYLA: Ashleigh says, “Are you always such a jerk?” Probably. Alec says, “Are you afraid to come over here?” Ashleigh, “No, just give it back”. Alec, “Come on, I promise we don't bite”.
SARAH: What's the fun if they don't bite?
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KAYLA: That's not very sexy. Unless you ask nicely. Ashleigh, “Now they'll totally think I'm chickening out if I don't go over there”. We can either “Show those hot guys what I’m made of an get my bra back” or “Heck no, I’m going back to bed”. We're getting the bra.
SARAH: I'm sorry. What?
KAYLA: We can either go and get the bra, or stay in bed.
SARAH: Oh, we're getting the bra. I cannot – You know how expensive bras are?
KAYLA: That’s like $50. I don’t have to throw around.
SARAH: I'm not here for wearing real bras anymore because honestly, it's stupid.
KAYLA: Still expensive through.
SARAH: But like real bras are so expensive.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “Nobody steals my bra and lives to tell”.
SARAH: Oh my God, she’s just going to murder him.
KAYLA: I hope so. Kinky.
SARAH: Wouldn’t that be the greatest –
KAYLA: She just winked at him. Oh, we winked and we’re walking in.
SARAH: He’s shook.
KAYLA: Alec looks – Oh, she's flirtatiously flipping her hair. Ashleigh “Okay, doucheboy or whatever your name is”.
SARAH: She knows his name
KAYLA: Alec, “It's Alec, Alec Ryder”.
SARAH: Ryder with a y. Is this Flynn Ryder?
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “Of course it is. How do you even know these guys? You just moved here”. Dylan, “He used to live here”.
SARAH: Wait, how does she not know this?
KAYLA: Alec ”We've been bros since preschool”.
SARAH: Oh my God, and you all turned into fuck boys?
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “Hand over the bra before I get violent”. Dylan, “Chill Ashleigh, it was just a joke”. Ashleigh, “OMG, Dylan Merrick knows my name?”. Oh, she was thinking. Well, we can either “Going to play this cool” or “Going to find out why”.
SARAH: Going to find out why is making it seem increasingly violent and not sexy at all.
KAYLA: Yeah, if we're sexy, we're playing it cool.
SARAH: Okay, we're going to play it cool.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “And you are?” (gasps) Ooh yeah, play that card girl.
SARAH: Wait, what is –
KAYLA: She's asking who – She's pretending like she doesn't know who he is. Yes, Ashleigh. “Dylan, Dylan Merrick. We've had class together since third grade”. Ashleigh, “I know but”. Dylan, “You kicked the crap out of Jordan Carter for putting gum in Sam Bolton's hair when we were nine”.
SARAH: Can we please just take a moment to think about the names? They've gone in with the names. First name last name.
KAYLA: Oh, this is a full backstory.
SARAH: This sounds like my writing when I was in like first grade.
KAYLA: Well to be fair someone did write this –
SARAH: Or like, fifth grade.
KAYLA: I’m guessing a 13-year-old wrote this.
SARAH: Listen, I used to write stories when I was a child and I just
(meowing)
KAYLA: Ooh, cat.
SARAH: I really like names. I still do, they're interesting and, you know, whatever. But I would literally give people 95 siblings, and I would list all of their siblings’ names, including middle names. It was horrible writing, but you know.
KAYLA: Anyway, Ashleigh, “Wow, freakishly good memory”. (gasps) A cat is coming. Dylan, “You gave him a black eye, kind of hard to forget a girl like that”. Alec looks exasperated. Dylan, “So you may want to reconsider giving that bra back, Alec”. Alec, “Sorry, Bra Girl. Finders keepers”.
SARAH: He didn't find it, he stole it.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “You stole it, underwear idiot”. Okay, who was coming up with these names? Chase, “Yo, do I smell the fumes of sexual tension?”
MIRANDA: Sorry, the fumes?
KAYLA: Do you think the fumes of sexual tension just smell like sex?
MIRANDA: Is it testosterone and estrogen, just in the air?
KAYLA: What sex smells like? I don’t want – No more of this conversation. Ashleigh, “Get real, Chase”. We can either say “I'd rather eat dirt”, “I'm hardly Alec’s type”, or “What have you been smoking?”
SARAH: I think we should just be like, hey, can I make out with Alec?
KAYLA: Okay, there's not an option for that. So what do we say?
SARAH: Uh, I don't even know. Are we going to play it hard to get and be like, I'm hardly Alec’s type.
KAYLA: That's not hard to get, hard to get is I'd rather eat dirt.
SARAH: Okay.
KAYLA: I'd rather eat dirt. I wouldn't touch this guy if he was covered in Nutella, and that’s saying a lot.
SARAH: Oh my God. I don’t like Nutella though.
KAYLA: Yes, Ashleigh. Alec, “You'll come around Ashleigh”.
SARAH: Come.
KAYLA: Oh, she laughs. (to Sarah) Hey, gross.
SARAH: (laughs)
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “OMG, Alec, look there's one now”. We all look. I don't know what it is, they're running away.
SARAH: What’s one?
KAYLA: Oh, I literally have no idea. Alec, “What, where?” Oh, Ashleigh steals the bra. “Score, and they didn't even notice”.
SARAH: But I don't know what she pointed out to them.
KAYLA: I don't think it was part of the story, I think we were having a plot hole. Ashleigh, “My bad, guess it was just a door. Night guys”.
SARAH: I guess it was just a door? Like a stationary door? Did someone open a door or closed a door?
KAYLA: Plot holes for days. Oh we're at school now, we’re at the high school. Ashleigh is thinking, “Ah, nothing like the morning after a sweet victory”.
SARAH: Okay, that’s really weird.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, did you get turned on by this encounter? I think she did. Alec, “Morning bra girl, nice to see your face today. Although the other end wasn't bad either.” We did moon him. He got us.
SARAH: We chose to do that.
KAYLA: It was the right choice.
(meowing)
SARAH: (laughs) Sweet Pea also agrees.
KAYLA: Oh, then he started making out with some girl, that's good, and they walked away. Yeah, same.
SARAH: Justin Bieber here in the background.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “And talk about slime, there's Tianna.” Oh shit, we're looking at some girl.
SARAH: She's like Dove Cameron.
KAYLA: Oh, we're stomping, we just stomp to our locker. Now Dylan and Chase came up to us. “Hey Ashleigh, what's up Betty Boobs?”. Good one, Betty Boobs.
MIRANDA: Benny Boobs?
SARAH: Betty Boobs.
KAYLA: I like how you're not really participating here, you’re just like giving some commentary.
SARAH: Oh cat, come back.
MIRANDA: I was trying to get Sweet Pea involved.
KAYLA: Yeah. Dylan, “Sorry about last night, we were just playing around”. Ashleigh, “Well you may” –
SARAH: That wasn’t night, that was morning.
KAYLA: It was that night. Last night, last night is when the bra stuff happened.
SARAH: Yeah, but she woke up in the –
KAYLA: I don’t know. “While you man children were playing around, I got my bra back”. Dylan, “Whoa, nice move”. Chase, “Teach me, oh sneaky one”.
SARAH: Oh, God. I hate this.
KAYLA: Dylan, “Let us make it up to you” (whispers) With our dicks.
SARAH: Who's into who here?
KAYLA: They're all into her, there's going to be an orgy, I'm calling it. Dylan, ”Come to my party tonight”. Ashleigh, “I don't do parties”. Chase, “So I don't do girls”. You were right, he is gay.
SARAH: Oh, that's so exciting.
KAYLA: He said I don’t do girls. How exciting, a gay man.
SARAH: I'm glad, I called that.
KAYLA: He does look a little gay.
SARAH: I didn't even think because of his look, it was just his phrasing.
KAYLA: Chase, “But I still hang with them”.
SARAH: You know what? I'm glad that there's a popular kid that’s gay.
KAYLA: He's very popular, it seems.
SARAH: Good for you, Dylan, Chase, what's his name?
KAYLA: I think that's Chase. Dylan is the golden boy. Dylan, “Alec will be there. It's a chance to get back at him”. Ashleigh, “Can I steal his underwear? Chase, “Not possible, he parties commando.
SARAH: Okay.
KAYLA: Easier access, good for us. Ashleigh, “Ew, no thanks”. Ashleigh, don't pretend you’re not turned on, God. Dylan, “Think about it. Hope to see you tonight”. Now we're opening our locker. Oh wait, Violet is here. So Violet’s serving more looks with her purple hair. Ashleigh, “Dylan wanted to invite me to his party tonight”. Violet, “What time are we going?” Ashleigh, “Never o'clock. They are creepy immature bra-nappers and I'm not interested in partying”.
SARAH: What about Chase?
KAYLA: Chase seems great.
SARAH: Chase is nice.
KAYLA: Dylan also seems nice. They seem to be sorry. Alec seems to be –
SARAH: Why are they friends with Alec?
KAYLA: Because he's pretty.
SARAH: Oh my God –
MIRANDA: They’re gay for him.
SARAH: Chase is in love with Alec.
KAYLA: Probably.
KAYLA: Miranda is invested. I ship Chase and Alec, but sometimes Alec is, no – Chase is too good for him.
SARAH: I ship Chase and Dylan.
KAYLA: Oh, I'm invested. Ashleigh, “And I'm not interested in partying”. Violet, “Ashleigh, come on, you can't torture yourself forever. It's been almost a year”. Oh, we're going to get a tragic backstory. Ashleigh, “The anniversary of that night makes it worse”.
SARAH: (whispers) That night.
KAYLA: Violet, “I know”.
MIRANDA: What night?
KAYLA: “Hey, do it for me. There'll be tons of fresh meat there, and I have to find my letter J”.
SARAH: What?
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “you and your alphabet hookups. Fine.”
SARAH: Oh, God!
KAYLA: They're in high school. How many – I don't know about y'all but this is not what I was doing in high school.
SARAH: Oh no. I’m not confident Violet is straight at all. I don't think Violet is straight.
KAYLA: Oh yeah, she doesn’t look very straight.
SARAH: Not to stereotype.
KAYLA: Not to stereotype, but she looks like a lesbian.
SARAH: Or just bi, you know. Or pan.
KAYLA: Yeah.
SARAH: I tag her as pan.
KAYLA: She looks like someone I know that’s pan so we’re going to go with that.
SARAH: Alright.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “You help me survive this past year Vi, I owe you.” Violet, “Party!”. Now she’s dancing in the hallway. Oh, now we're at a house.
SARAH: A house party.
KAYLA: I don’t know about you, but I didn't know anyone that drank in high school.
SARAH: I knew some people, but only senior year.
KAYLA: Violet, “It's like World War Wardrobe in here, how do you find anything? Try this, you need to look amazing. This is a major social opp for us”. Ashleigh, “Will anyone care what I look like? Violet, “I care, every doable guy in school will be there”. Oh, she’s talking about guys.
SARAH: Yeah, but listen, maybe she's just, you know -
KAYLA: “You need to hook up with one”. Ashleigh, “Absolutely not, they're all cruel, lying, cheating…“. Violet, “Dylan Merrick himself invited you, clearly there's interest. Why else would he have asked you?” Ooh, Dylan, okay. Do we think Dylan could be interested? “It's possible”, “Not a chance”, “Discussion closed”.
SARAH: Not a chance. He's into Chase.
KAYLA: You're right. Ashleigh, “No way he's just feeling guilty about my bra”. What a thing to say.
SARAH: Bra guilt.
KAYLA: Classic. Violet, “What about Alec? He tried to humiliate you by stealing your bra. Seeing the whole party worship at your feet will make him feel like a real dick”. Ashleigh, “When you put it that way…“. Violet, “Try it on. If you look good, I look good”.
SARAH: That's really weird.
KAYLA: That’s bad friendship. “You can be my wingwoman for the letter J”. Ashleigh, “Okay, okay”. What is this friendship?
SARAH: Jordan, Jonah.
KAYLA: Okay, here's the thing. She doesn’t even look – This new outfit? Not great.
SARAH: Why are your shorts like that?
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KAYLA: Violet, “OMG girl, wear that and I might jump you myself”. Interesting, maybe we are not straight. Ashleigh, “At least I know I could trust you”. Violet, “Go for it Ashleigh, bring those boys to their knees”.
SARAH: Interesting.
KAYLA: Ooh sexual. Knee things.
SARAH: Knee things.
KAYLA: Wait, “I'm wearing this, I'll totally kill the party”. We have to buy this outfit with 20 diamonds, but we don't have any diamonds.
SARAH: So we're going to have to –
KAYLA: So we're going to have to be comfy. I want to be comfortable if I’m forced to be social
SARAH: Dang it.
KAYLA: We’re wearing sweats now. How are we supposed to get the dick when we're wearing sweats?
SARAH: I believe in us.
KAYLA: That's not true. I've had dick while wearing sweats, probably (pause) And everyone’s uncomfortable.
SARAH: Is she really wearing sweatpants or are those jeans?
KAYLA: I can’t tell. Oh wow, Violet looks great, honestly. Belly button up in there.
SARAH: Those are jeans.
KAYLA: Oh, that's not a good dance. Alec, “What bra are you wearing tonight, Ashleigh?” I don't know, I'll show you. That's not the line but that's what I would say.
SARAH: Is that really what you would say, Kayla?
KAYLA: Depends on who's asking. Ashleigh, “Good to know you're still a royal perv, Ryder”. Oh, and they walked away. Violet, “I’d totally get all pervy with that boy, just saying”.
SARAH: Oh my God.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “Really, Vi? It took three seconds and he's already making out with two girls in the corner”. At once? Yep, no, the other girl is just watching. He's taking turns with them. That's interesting. I've seen three people kiss at once.
SARAH: Yeah, I did too also –
KAYLA: They just wanted to like, try.
SARAH: And I was just like, sort of confused by the logistics.
KAYLA: Well, I think they were drunk, and they just wanted to see if they could do it, is what I saw.
MIRANDA: I’ve seen that, it did not go well.
SARAH: The time I saw it was I was in Germany, and we were at a bar but they weren't actually trying. The bar was in the basement, and so there was this almost lobby area upstairs, and they were at the top of the stairs. So it's fully lit. They were just three people making out and I was confused.
KAYLA: So all three of their mouths were together at once?
SARAH: I don't fully – I didn't look very long.
KAYLA: You probably should have looked. I have a lot of questions.
SARAH: And also, it was a bunch of Quidditch people who were there, because it was after nationals, the German nationals, and so everyone who was there got into this place for a discount or something. So I don't know if they were Quidditch people or not. I don't know if that makes a difference.
KAYLA: That sounds quite Quidditchy.
SARAH: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know how it's different in Germany.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “You cannot trust boys. They're like dogs but without the loyalty”. Jesus. Violet, “Hold up. I just spotted James, Jason and Julie, all in one corner.
SARAH: She’s totally pan.
KAYLA: Yeah. “Unfortunately, they are not noticing us comfortably dressed girls”.
SARAH: We were poor.
KAYLA: Listen, listen. Violet, you are hot enough for the both of us. Also, go get that J. Or get the J, not the V.
SARAH: Not the V, not the D, the J.
KAYLA: “Let me go see if I can grab their attention” and she runs away. We're laughing. Oh, Tianna. ”I detest this girl”. She just came up to us. “I should – “
MIRANDA: She really looks like Dove Cameron.
KAYLA: Should we tell Tianna what we think of her or take a deep breath and chill?
SARAH: I want to take a deep breath and chill?
KAYLA: Ugh, I guess. “Surprised to see you, Ashleigh”. That was Tianna. “I haven't seen you out like this since…”, Ashleigh, “That night. I know Tianna. Don’t remind me.”. I'm guessing her boyfriend like cheated at her, on her even.
SARAH: Something happened. Something's gone horribly wrong.
KAYLA: Tianna, “Glad to see you're taking it so well”. (gasps) I wonder if Tianna was the girl that he cheated with? Maybe that’s why we hate her. Ashleigh, “Excuse me, I have better things to do, like pull out my fingernails”.
SARAH: Okay, I thought we were playing it chill?
KAYLA: Yeah, is this chill? “Seeing Tianna here was hard”. Oh, we’re dramatically staring out the window now. “It took me right back to that night”.
SARAH: Are we going to get a back story ever?
KAYLA: “The reason I avoid bad boys”. Who is this? Who just came up to us? Oh, a girl just puked on our shoes.
SARAH: Okay. “Fudge berries”.
KAYLA: Oh, and she pooped. Could this night get any worse?
SARAH: Oh no, she fell over too.
KAYLA: Dylan came up, “Hey, sad girl. Come with me.”
SARAH: Okay, Dylan’s bi. I really think Dylan’s bi.
KAYLA: Oh, he just cleaned her shoes, that's cute. “You were cursing up a storm back there, some real G-rated stuff”. Ashleigh, “I promised my sister I wouldn't swear”. Why? “So I don't, just like I don't do parties”. Dylan, “Well, I only through this one to spend more time with you. (gasps)
SARAH: Dylan, Dylan. Okay, I understand that you're by and that Ashleigh is an option for you. However, you really need to look at what's right in front of you and it’s Chase.
KAYLA: Okay, do we either “Flirt back” or “I'm not really interested”?
SARAH: I'm not really interested. We want Alec.
KAYLA: “It's a shame you put on all this effort, parties aren't my thing”.
SARAH: Oh my God. Don't be a bitch.
KAYLA: Dylan, “So you've said”. Ashleigh “Well, I should go”.
SARAH: Why is our main character so unlikeable?
KAYLA: Dylan, let me help you down.
SARAH: Dylan and Chase are obviously the MVPs of this.
KAYLA: Endgame truly. Dylan, “Can I walk you home? Since I threw the party for you, there's no point in me staying if you're going”. That's weird.
SARAH: Isn’t this your house?
KAYLA: We're walking with Violet, right? We can't take him up on that.
SARAH: We're walking with Violet.
KAYLA: I hope we have pepper spray.
SARAH: Unless Violet’s like, fucking someone.
KAYLA: “This will affect your relationship with Dylan”. Oh, so like we just got rid of our option to be with Dylan, it seems.
SARAH: Okay, that's fine. We want Alec. We want Dylan to be with Chase.
KAYLA: That's right.
SARAH: I don't really care about Alec. I do care about Dylan and Chase.
KAYLA: “I promised Violet we'd stick together but thanks for your help. You were really sweet tonight. He looks cute. What do I do? Hug him, kiss him, let it be?”
SARAH: Hug him.
KAYLA: Platonic hug. That was an awkward hug. Ew, his arm is weird.
SARAH: Incredible animation
KAYLA: Oh, Alec walked up. Dude, where were you? Oh, he walks right away. “Oh, I got inspired, had to take care of something”.
SARAH: That was Alec saying that?
KAYLA: Yeah, probably his dick.
SARAH: From the angle, I was looking at it, I thought his necklace was a boob contour.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “Did it involve mauling a couple of girls in the corner?” Alec, “Are you still mad at me for stealing your bra Ashleigh?” Yeah, you came into my home. “You shouldn't have stared at me naked”. Ashleigh, “I did not stare at you. You were jangling your bits for the whole neighborhood to see”.
SARAH: Your bits? Who wrote this? Not an American.
KAYLA: “I'm just glad I got my bra back from you. You were too into yourself to even notice”.
SARAH: I don't understand what she distracted them with.
KAYLA: Plot holes. Alec, “I swear on my soul Ashleigh, that I will never ever steal one of your bras again”. “You're going to lay off my bras? Wow, I think you're sincere [or] I don't buy that for a second”. I don't buy that for a second because I want him to touch my bra, just only when it's on her boobs. “I don’t buy that for a second. I'll trust you when unicorns fly out of my butt”.
SARAH: Wow, romantic.
KAYLA: “I'm going to find Violet”.
SARAH: Oh Dylan is still there.
KAYLA: Bye Dylan. He’s pleased, he’s like, sure. Oh, we're walking home.
SARAH: We're walking with Violet. Okay, okay.
KAYLA: Violet, “How are things in boy town tonight?”
SARAH: Violet’s leggings are really 2012.
KAYLA: Yeah. Ashleigh, “What should we tell her?” “Tell her about Alec”, “Tell her about Dylan”, “No more boy talk”.
SARAH: Tell her about Alec.
KAYLA: Okay. “Alec is Alec, hot, ripped and just plain gross”. “Just how I like my men. I like my men how I like my coffee; hot, ripped and just gross”.
SARAH: Ripped? How is coffee ripped?
KAYLA: I’m just reading the lines.
SARAH: How is coffee ripped?
MIRANDA: Ripe?
KAYLA: Alright, alright.
SARAH: Miranda, no.
KAYLA: Violet, “But mostly hot and ripped. Oh, we just (gasps)
MIRANDA: You're gasping, what happened?
KAYLA: Violet, “Oh, no”. Oh, no, in front of her house there's bras and underwear all up in the tree. Okay, how did he get back so fast?
MIRANDA: How does he keep breaking into her house?
KAYLA: Where are her parents:
SARAH: This is her home. Do they not lock their doors?
KAYLA: This is a lot of sexual tension though.
SARAH: Has he – Okay, I wouldn't call it sexual tension. I would call it –
KAYLA: Creepy.
SARAH: Maybe fucking stop because this is really weird.
KAYLA: Have you ever watched the movie Sleepover? It had the girl from Spike in it. It was really good but they're having a sleep over or whatever and they sneak out of the house and like –
MIRANDA: In the middle of a school day.
KAYLA: Yeah, but well, they also pull pranks on these boys and they sneak into this boy's room and steal his underwear or something for a prank.
MIRANDA: It's definitely something like that.
SARAH: Okay, I think putting someone's underwear out in trees is like a little too far?
KAYLA: Okay, can we continue?
SARAH: Like I want some sexual tension that's not weird.
KAYLA: Ashleigh, “Yes, that idiotic son of a bucket bad boy stole my undies”. Why do we keep calling him bad boy? He's a fuck boy. We don't need to – I guess she doesn't swear.
SARAH: She doesn't swear so –
KAYLA: He's going down. “If it's a prank war he wants, he'll get it. Alec Ryder is going to be sorry”. No, he’s not, he's going to get laid.
SARAH: He's going to get laid.
KAYLA: “When I get my hands on him, I'll - ” fuck him. That's not what she said but that’s what I’m imagining. Alec, “You'll what?” Oh, he winked. Didn’t we make him so attractive?
SARAH: He is so hot.
KAYLA: To be continued. Oh my God. Oh no.
SARAH: Okay, well that's our cliffhanger.
KAYLA: Here's the tea guys.
SARAH: We're going to keep playing this.
KAYLA: We're going to keep playing because I'm having a lot of fun.
SARAH: But we don't have time to do it.
KAYLA: So we're going to break this episode. Two episodes.
SARAH: So if you want to find out what happens with Ashleigh and Alec, or more importantly what happens what happens with Dylan and Chase, honestly I think we'll never find out but someone write that version.
KAYLA: We can write it. Once we're done, we'll do it.
SARAH: Perfect, I don’t have time for that, it’s fine.
MIRANDA: They could write it.
KAYLA: Who?
MIRANDA: The listeners.
SARAH: Our fans?
KAYLA: Our fans, oh please.
SARAH: That's why I said (mumbles).
KAYLA: Oh you write fanfiction. You have time.
SARAH: Anyway, now that we've enjoyed this wild ride of playing Episodes.
KAYLA: What's our poll?
SARAH: Oh my God, ships.
KAYLA: Okay, who do you ship the most?
SARAH: Alec and Ashleigh.
KAYLA: Yeah, Ashleigh and Dylan. Even though we’re like totally –
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SARAH: Dylan and Chase, and Violet –
KAYLA: Violet and Ashleigh.
SARAH: Oh, I was going to say Violet and anyone whose names starts with J.
KAYLA: No, Violet and Ashleigh, that’s the more interesting one. Wow, you really have to listen to this episode to get anything from that poll. Sorry, guys.
SARAH: Sorry. Those always have fewer votes, it's fine.
KAYLA: They get like seven, because no one listens to us.
SARAH: Woo hoo. All right, we're – No this is the thing that I say. You can find that poll on our Twitter @soundsfakepod. We also have a Tumblr soundsfakepod.tumble.com which as you know, if you use Tumblr, you'll see a lot of Episodes ads.
KAYLA: Especially, if you listen to this, they might find out and show you even more ads. Because honestly, I feel like I'd suggest playing this because it's kind of really fun. I hate it but like I'm having a really good time. Where can you find this? You can find this podcast on SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Castbox, podcast. Wait, no, that's probably not an app. I forgot the apps. Literally any app.
SARAH: We’re thriving today.
KAYLA: You can email us at soundsfakepod@gmail.com. Send us your fanfic –
SARAH: Email us to tell us where you listen. Send us your fanfic.
KAYLA: Please, send us your fanfic, I will die.
SARAH: Send us your theories about Dylan and Chase’s steamy love.
KAYLA: If you don't, if we get no emails about this, I will be devastated. Usually I kid about this, but this is an email I'm actually hoping for.
SARAH: Oh, phenomenal. Okay. We also have a Patreon.
KAYLA: We have people that pay for this.
SARAH: I don't know why.
KAYLA: Sorry.
SARAH: But if you want to give us money, sure. So our $5 patrons –
KAYLA: But where can they give us money?
SARAH: Oh, patreon.com/soundsfakepod.
KAYLA: This is a disaster.
SARAH: It's going great. Our $5 patrons are Sydney Mook, you can find her on Instagram @Sydneymoo. Then we have Jennifer Smart, her YouTube can be found by looking up Lehen Productions. Then we have Asritha, what are we supposed to say about her this week?
KAYLA: She wanted to advertise this week her love of K-pop. She says she has never stanned something so hard, and that's what she wanted me to tell you.
SARAH: Her Instagram is @asritha_v for K-pop fun? Actually K-pop’s not on there.
KAYLA: There’s nothing on there that’s K-pop, but her face is.
SARAH: Just message her, I don’t know. And our $10 Patreon is Emma. Her YouTube can be found at Emma T Fink or both by looking up Emma T Fink. Thank you for listening, tune in next Sunday and since we're prerecording, it will actually be Sunday.
KAYLA: Will this will be on Sunday? Probably not.
SARAH: Depending on your timezone, so but also probably not. It's 10:33 in California.
KAYLA: Tune in next Sunday.
SARAH: Tune in next Sunday for more of us in your ears. Until then – Oh, this is your bit (laughs)
KAYLA: Until then, take good care of your cows and your Sweet Pea.
SARAH: Thriving.