Ep 23: Billboard Top 10 from an Ace Perspective
SARAH: Hey what’s up hello. Welcome to Sounds Fake But Okay, a podcast where an aro-ace girl (I’m Sarah. That’s me.)
KAYLA: And a demi straight girl (that’s me, Kayla)
SARAH: Talk about all things to do with love, relationships, sexuality, and pretty much anything else that we just don’t understand.
KAYLA: On today’s episode: Relatable song lyrics.
BOTH: — Sounds fake, but okay.
*Intro music*
KAYLA: Hello
SARAH: Sup?
KAYLA: I just told Sarah in the one second between that and when we recorded the intro, I told her you know what has relatable song lyrics? Our intro song – ba dum tss
SARAH: No. Oh, I thought you were going to start singing it.
KAYLA: (sings intro music)
SARAH: (yells) No. No, stop that. I will turn it off. I will not put the song in this episode.
KAYLA: I sing it almost every time.
SARAH: Here’s the thing. I made that when I was just fucking around on GarageBand one time, and I’ve listened to it so many times that I hate it.
KAYLA: See I never listen to it, because you’re the one that edits, so it’s still a bop to me.
SARAH: I literally hate our intro song and Kayla just sings it all the time, it pisses me off.
KAYLA: It’s a bop.
BOTH: Anyway –
SARAH: Jinx, oh my God.
KAYLA: You owe me a soda.
SARAH: Why did you just use the word soda?
KAYLA: Because it’s the saying, jinx you owe me a soda.
SARAH: Yeah, but you don’t say that.
KAYLA: Get out of my bed. We’re in bed together, it’s cute.
SARAH: Stop.
KAYLA: You have a gray hair.
SARAH: On today’s – Kayla?
KAYLA: Oh she’s whingeing. Alright.
SARAH: This week we’re going to do a thing which I thought of just the other day –
KAYLA: When we were already late to record this.
SARAH: We were already late recording.
KAYLA: We’re recording this, full disclosure, Monday night –
SARAH: It’s 11.30 at night on a Monday.
KAYLA: It was due yesterday. You can all give us minus twenty points for being late.
SARAH: And who knows when it will go up because I have to edit it, and your girl doesn’t have time. It’s good.
KAYLA: As our one Twitter follower pointed out – How do you pronounce that? Arch –
SARAH: It’s Arcnes.
KAYLA: Like Arc-ness?
SARAH: That’s what I’ve always read it as.
KAYLA: They were like wow, it’s almost like you have lives and I was like, fuck you’re right.
SARAH: But this week, so I thought of this and I was like dude, this could be a recurring topic if y’all like it.
KAYLA: A seg.
SARAH: At first when you said seg, I was like segue.
KAYLA: Segue. When you segue into your segment –
SARAH: Oh okay, goodbye. So I was like Kayla, we should take the top however many songs that are currently popular in the world –
KAYLA: Popping.
SARAH: Yep, and we should rank them by how much we hate the lyrics.
KAYLA: How uncomfy they make us.
SARAH: Yeah. Just from an ace perspective.
KAYLA: Or in the perspective of this is a shitty lyric. I was previewing the number one song and uh –
SARAH: Oh I wasn’t, that’s good.
KAYLA: Well I read a whole one line, and I was like mmm, this is trash.
SARAH: Yeah. But also, we don’t really keep up with popular music anymore.
KAYLA: No.
SARAH: I used to, when I was in high school.
KAYLA: I’m too old and crochety and busy for that.
SARAH: Especially ever since I’ve come to college, you’re in a car way less often than you used to be.
KAYLA: Every time I’m driving a car I’m like, what is this?
SARAH: Most cars now have AUX cords.
KAYLA: Mine doesn’t, mine does not.
SARAH: Yeah, Kayla’s doesn’t. But most do.
KAYLA: We listen to trash radio in my car, only.
SARAH: So you don’t have to listen to that if you don’t want to.
KAYLA: But you’ve got to.
SARAH: It wasn’t like the old days when I would play music on my radio.
KAYLA: Shouts out Mojo in the Morning.
SARAH: Oh my God, yes.
KAYLA: Christine, shouts out Christine. My friend from high school, she commutes to school, she listens to it every morning religiously, it’s hilarious.
SARAH: Very sorry for those of you who are not from southeast Michigan, that’s a really niche statement.
KAYLA: It’s our local radio station, they do a morning show and it’s kind of terrible but really entertaining.
SARAH: Also the 96.3 one is kind of awful.
KAYLA: They do prank calls and War of the Roses where they do a three-way call with people that are cheating on each other and it’s like, this is trash but here I am, it’s six in the morning and I’m entertained.
SARAH: Anyway –
KAYLA: Can you tell it’s 11:30pm you guys? Like, this is how it is.
SARAH: See I drank a Cherry Coke, so at least I’m awake.
KAYLA: I thought about drinking caffeine today? Didn’t.
SARAH: This is a really on-track episode.
KAYLA: Retweet for an on-track episode.
SARAH: We’re basically going to rank these songs by their lyrics and – Oh this is where I was going with this, we don’t keep up with music these days –
KAYLA: Wow, that was something we talked about a literal minute ago.
SARAH: So some of these songs, we do not know how they sound.
KAYLA: Never heard them.
SARAH: Some of them we do, some of them we don’t.
KAYLA: Should we try singing the chorus?
SARAH: Oh no, I hate it. So we don’t know the mood or the tone, we’re just guessing, based off the lyrics from ye classic azlyrics.com.
KAYLA: AZLyrics kept not coming up as the on the first option in Google and Sarah –
SARAH: I would type in AZ –
KAYLA: She was literally having an aneurysm.
SARAH: Anyway, okay. So we are on the Billboard Top 100 –
KAYLA: Hot 100
SARAH: I’m assuming this is America.
KAYLA: February 3rd, 2018.
SARAH: This is this week’s top – We’re going to start with ten and see if we want to go further than that, depending on how much time it takes because we don’t know. Let’s start with #1.
KAYLA: I’m ready.
SARAH: Okay. This is God’s Plan by Drake, never heard of it.
KAYLA: I haven’t even heard of it.
SARAH: I didn’t know Drake had new music.
KAYLA: He has a very big coat in that picture.
SARAH: He sure does. So we’re going to read the lyrics.
KAYLA: All of them?
SARAH: We’re not going to read all of them, but we’re just going to give the people some highlights.
KAYLA: See this is a bit different from the lyrics I saw, so here we go, this is the beginning. “Yeah, they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'/They wishin' on me”. The version I read, the last part went “They wishin’ on me, yuh”
SARAH: (laughs)
KAYLA: I’m a little disappointed that AZLyrics didn’t have that because –
SARAH: That’s incredible.
KAYLA: It seems like an important lyric to conveying this message.
SARAH: Okay. So we’re going on, “Don't pull up at 6 AM to cuddle with me”.
KAYLA: Relatable.
SARAH: “You know how I like it when you lovin' on me”.
KAYLA: Unrelatable.
SARAH: I don’t – “God’s plan”…he “finessed down Weston Road, ayy, ‘nessed”.
KAYLA: “Ayy, don’t”
SARAH: There’s parentheses, it’s like background stuff.
KAYLA: “Yeah, wait, yeah, wait”.
SARAH: Can you tell we don’t know this song? “Bad things/It's a lot of bad things”.
KAYLA: Me, going to class.
SARAH: “She say, ‘Do you love me?’, I tell her – "
KAYLA: That’s incorrect grammar.
SARAH: No.
KAYLA: “She say, ‘Do you love me?’”
SARAH: Okay, but do you understand the meaning? Linguistically, that’s fine.
KAYLA: No, it’s not.
SARAH: “I tell her, ‘Only partly’/I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry”.
KAYLA: (claps) Relatable. See this is – I’m not mad at this.
SARAH: Alright, I’m just confused. Sometimes you look at lyrics of rap songs and you’re like, this doesn’t totally make sense but I get it.
KAYLA: “Fifty Dub, I even got it tatted on me/81, they'll bring the crashers to the party”. I think he’s just showing off that he can count.
SARAH: A lot of times they just say words, you know?
KAYLA: “They wishin' on me/Yeah, yeah/Bad things”.
SARAH: Alright, I don’t understand this song.
KAYLA: I’m not mad at it though.
SARAH: I’m not sure what it’s about.
KAYLA: But I’m not mad at it. The part where he said he only loves his mom and his bed?
SARAH: Yeah, that’s pretty legit.
KAYLA: I’d get a tattoo of that lyric.
SARAH: Alright.
KAYLA: Shall we rate these of what lyrics we’d get a tattoo of?
SARAH: See I would never words on my body.
KAYLA: Yeah, you have a thing about font.
SARAH: Next we have Ed Sheeran, Perfect.
KAYLA: That’s the number two spot.
SARAH: I was ranting to Kayla before this.
KAYLA: Yeah, I kept telling her to save it for the episode and she just kept fucking talking.
SARAH: Sorry. Here’s the thing, I love Ed Sheeran. He’s wonderful. This is by far super duper not his best song on his new album.
KAYLA: Sure.
SARAH: It’s a good song, not his best and it’s like that and Shape of You have gone –
KAYLA: Shape of You bugs the shit out of me at this point.
SARAH: It still doesn’t bother me.
KAYLA: (sings)
SARAH: Can you stop?
KAYLA: (laughs) Sorry, copyright.
SARAH: It’s just one of those songs where sometimes there are some songs that never annoy you, and they annoy everybody else.
KAYLA: What about the Chainsmokers one, does that bother you yet?
SARAH: No.
BOTH: (sing)
KAYLA: It doesn’t bug me as much as other people, but stop biting her shoulder.
SARAH: You know another song that never bugged me was We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Never really got annoyed at that one.
KAYLA: Oh I like screaming to that song. I’m not mad at that song, I like screaming to it.
SARAH: Also my claim to fame is Nyan Cat does not bother me, and so I love playing that for other people because it bothers literally everyone else.
KAYLA: I haven’t heard it enough to have an opinion.
SARAH: That’s okay. Anyway, so we have Perfect by Ed Sheeran. Again, it’s a good song, it’s just not his best.
KAYLA: Right, but that’s the one they chose to spend money on –
SARAH: I know, because it’s a love song and they knew people would – Because Ed Sheeran always releases a single as a bop, then he releases a single as a lovey-dovey song and this was the only really lovey-dovey song on the album.
KAYLA: Remember when Beyoncé sang with him?
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SARAH: Yeah.
KAYLA: That was exciting.
SARAH: I’m just saying he has better songs on his album.
KAYLA: Okay, but that’s not the point.
SARAH: I’m just a walking Ed Sheeran advertisement.
KAYLA: “I found a love for me”.
SARAH: Well this song is cute though.
KAYLA: “Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet”.
SARAH: “'Cause we were just kids when we fell in love/Not knowing what it was” That’s cute.
KAYLA: It’s cute. “I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know”. That’s cute.
SARAH: They’re dancing, they’re barefoot on the grass.
KAYLA: The part I don’t love is “I found a love to carry more than just my secrets/To carry love, to carry children of our own”. I just, I guess I never often hear people singing about having children in songs.
SARAH: Yeah, I think he’s just saying –
KAYLA: The first time I heard that I was like, oh.
SARAH: I think he’s just saying he wants a family with this person.
KAYLA: No, I know. It’s just, I don’t know, it’s off-putting to me somehow and I want kids and I was like, stop it Ed, please go away.
SARAH: But also “When you said you looked a mess” and I’m like, girl, you cute. That’s basically the lyrics. He just got engaged, it’s so exciting.
KAYLA: I know. How exciting is that?
SARAH: Good for him.
KAYLA: I didn’t even know he was a dating man.
SARAH: I didn’t either, last I checked he had broken up with Ellie Goulding and that’s where we were.
KAYLA: I didn’t even know they – Wow. She’s on top of her pop culture.
SARAH: He’s been dating his girlfriend since 2015, it’s very exciting. Did you not know the song Don’t is about Ellie Goulding?
KAYLA: No.
SARAH: Okay.
KAYLA: I don’t think I know that song.
SARAH: (sings)
KAYLA: Oh yeah, I know it.
SARAH: Technically it’s Don’t Fuck With but a guy in a cab told him that he should make his next album not explicit so that his 8-year-old daughter could listen to it, so he decided to do it.
KAYLA: That’s really cute.
SARAH: But when he performs it live, he don’t care.
KAYLA: “Now I know I have met an angel in person”.
SARAH: This song is like literal fluff incarnate, you’re probably going to get sugar poisoning. That’s not a thing but I’ve decided –
KAYLA: You’ll rot your teeth.
SARAH: Right, that’s what I was going for, but I couldn’t remember. Your teeth are going to fall out, but it’s cute.
KAYLA: Yeah. I don’t know, at this point I’ve heard this song so much too that I’m like, eh, but I’m not mad at this song.
SARAH: A lot of people are using it as their wedding first dance. People use a lot of Ed Sheeran songs as their first dance at their wedding.
KAYLA: Well yeah, it makes sense. They’re good songs. I don’t really have a feeling about this one.
SARAH: Moving on to #3, it is Havana by Camila Cabello.
KAYLA: I would like to do a very dramatic reading.
SARAH: She really wants to.
KAYLA: And I’m glad we’re reading this because I was just talking to a friend the other day about how I can’t really tell what they’re saying in this song, but it doesn’t seem like much. So here we go. “Havana, ooh na-na (ay)/Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)/He took me to East Atlanta –“
SARAH: “He took me back to East Atlanta”.
KAYLA: “He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na/Oh, but my heart is in Havana (ay)/There's somethin' 'bout his manners (uh huh)/Havana, ooh na-na”.
SARAH: See, it sounds totally normal.
KAYLA: (yells) No it – What?
SARAH: No no no, you didn’t allow me to finish my sentence. It sounds totally normal in song form, but when you isolate it like this, it is ridiculous.
KAYLA: “He didn't walk up with that ‘How you doin'?’/When he came in the room/He said there's a lot of girls I can do with/But I can't without you”. That doesn’t make sense, what does that mean?
SARAH: Where is it?
KAYLA: “There's a lot of girls I can do with/But I can't without you”? He’s like, oh I could have sex with a lot of girls but –
SARAH: Yeah, that doesn’t make sense. It involves too much thinking and I don’t want to do that right now. So I just looked up Camila Cabello because I was like, did she have roots in East Atlanta? She does have roots in Cuba, so that makes sense.
KAYLA: Yeah, is that where Havana is?
SARAH: She was born in Eastern Havana, Cuba. Also, she’s our age, she was born in ’97.
KAYLA: Cool
SARAH: I know.
KAYLA: Young Thug.
SARAH: But apparently she grew up in – Oh, she’s Cuban-Mexican, her dad’s from Mexico City. But she grew up in Miami, so I’m just like, um –
KAYLA: I’m reading the rap part and I don’t like it. Here we go. “Bump on her bumper like a traffic jam/Hey, I was quick to pay that girl like Uncle Sam/Back it on me, shawty cravin' on me/Get to eatin' on me/She waited on me/Shawty cakin' on me, got the bacon on me/ This is history in the makin' on me”. I don’t like it.
SARAH: Also can we talk about the fact that that starts with “Just graduated, fresh on campus, mmm”. You’re basically saying –
KAYLA: You’re a freshman.
SARAH: She’s a freshman in college, is what he’s saying.
KAYLA: (gags) “I was gettin' mula, pretty baby”.
SARAH: Oh my God. Also when I was looking at her Wikipedia page, she left high school in 9th grade. I mean, she got her diploma but it’s crazy.
KAYLA: How’d she get her diploma?
SARAH: She probably did it while she was with, what’s that? Fifth Harmony?
KAYLA: Oh is that where she’s from?
SARAH: Yeah.
KAYLA: You can tell how not on top – Oh, is this the girl that left Fifth Harmony? And this is what she – Oh my God.
SARAH: Yeah, she was the one who left. I mean, she’s doing well for herself.
KAYLA: I know, but this is trash.
SARAH: Wait, so Fifth Harmony was formed in 2012.
KAYLA: When they were like, ten?
SARAH: Which means, that was six years ago. She was fourteen?
KAYLA: Me too. I also –
SARAH: I guess she could have been fifteen but still. I mean, I guess when One Direction formed, Harry was 16, which is crazy.
KAYLA: I got nothing.
SARAH: Anyway, I would say not feeling it on the lyrics here.
KAYLA: No, I’m uncomfortable with them.
SARAH: It’s a bop, but like –
KAYLA: But no.
SARAH: Yeah, I’d put that below Drake, even though I don’t understand Drake.
KAYLA: Oh I like the Drake lyrics. I’m kind of a fan, mostly because I just don’t get it.
SARAH: Okay. Also in rap songs, some of them are really pure.
KAYLA: We’re going to have to listen to this after.
SARAH: Yeah. But also, others are like super duper sexualizing and objectifying of women.
KAYLA: These are like, whatever. He’s not even really talking about women that much.
SARAH: I prefer the pure ones.
KAYLA: Interesting.
SARAH: I sound like a Christian mother. I’m not.
BOTH: (laugh)
KAYLA: Thanks, I had no idea.
SARAH: Also I know a lot of rappers, they rap –
KAYLA: She knows a lot of rappers. Brag.
SARAH: No. I’m just saying I don’t mean to hate on rappers because I know a lot of them rap about what they grew up with, and a lot of rappers do come from low-income areas whatever whatever whatever, however maybe you shouldn’t objectify women? Okay, next one.
KAYLA: Okay.
SARAH: Okay, we have Post Malone, Rockstar. I recently decided – I used to not know who Post Malone was.
KAYLA: I’m still not very sure about it.
SARAH: And I was like, I’m not sure I want to know who Post Malone is.
KAYLA: But then you did.
SARAH: But then I did anyway. I’m confused by him.
KAYLA: You know what is my favorite Post Malone fact? On TV the other day, this horse race came on, and it was the highest-paying horse race in the world –
SARAH: And he was there.
KAYLA: The prizes given out were higher than any in the world, the amount of money they were giving out as prizes. It was fancy, everyone’s wearing their giant hats, their fancy-ass clothes, a bunch of rich people there. Post Malone was the entertainer. I hope to God he still looks the same, like he hasn’t showered in years and just scraggly, and wearing God knows what. I hope that’s how he performed.
SARAH: Here’s the thing. I have respect for Post Malone –
KAYLA: I don’t hate him.
SARAH: But he does look like the epitome of – I don’t want to say it but I’m going to say it, white trash trying to look like a Black person.
KAYLA: Well if I saw him in the street, I’d be terrified. He looks like a bum.
SARAH: See here’s the thing. This song –
KAYLA: Pillies. “Poppin pillies”. “Ra ta ta ta”
SARAH: I’m pretty sure this is –
KAYLA: I don’t know what this is about. What’s this about?
SARAH: Rockstar. But he’s not sure if he wants to be a rockstar or a popstar, because 21 Savage says “Feelin’ like a popstar”.
KAYLA: Not much difference.
SARAH: Anyway, I really don’t like this song, but I really do like his song, the I Fall Apart song is a really good song by him.
KAYLA: What’s that?
SARAH: (sings)
KAYLA: I have no idea what that is.
SARAH: He’s actually really talented, and also our age.
KAYLA: It’s like how Kesha at the beginning, everyone was like grrr, but then they were like, oh, she’s really smart
SARAH: Really talented. And Post Malone’s only 22, he’s really young also.
KAYLA: “Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got that gas”. Roadwork ahead.
SARAH: I sure hope so. Anyway, I really hate this song particularly, but I do have – I was watching some interviews with him and I was like, he’s pretty self-aware, he knows what’s up. He seems like a nice guy, I’m just like, I hate this song.
KAYLA: I mean there’s a reason you make songs like this, this is what’s popular.
SARAH: Yeah. I mean the first line is “Ha ha ha ha/Tank God”.
KAYLA: Not thank God, tank God.
SARAH: “Ayy, I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies/Man, I feel just like a rockstar”.
KAYLA: “Cocaine on the table, liquor pourin', don't give a damn/Dude, your girlfriend is a groupie – “
BOTH: “She just tryna get in”.
SARAH: “Sayin', ‘I'm with the band’”.
KAYLA: That’s funny.
SARAH: Okay. “Hundred bitches in my trailer say they ain't got a man/And they all brought a friend/Yeah, ayy”.
KAYLA: That’s kind of funny, I don’t know. This is kind of funny shit.
SARAH: I sort of hate it, but –
KAYLA: “Your wifey say I'm lookin' like a whole snack”.
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SARAH: Where is it?
KAYLA: Right there.
SARAH: Oh my God. “LA bitches always askin' ‘Where the coke at?’” I hope they’re talking about Coca Cola, the beverage.
KAYLA: “Sweeter than a Pop-Tart”. You can tell a 90s baby wrote this shit.
SARAH: (laughs) Anyway, I don’t like this song very much, but I feel like I’m going to put it above Havana.
KAYLA: It doesn’t – “And they ain't got on no bra”.
SARAH: No bra.
KAYLA: “Hit her from the back, pullin’ on her tracks”.
SARAH: I hate that, I hate that. “And now she screamin' out, ‘No mas’”
KAYLA: “Pullin’ on her tracks/And now she screamin’ out, ‘No mas’”.
SARAH: Actually, I think that’s an issue with consent.
KAYLA: Well, it’s not if you –
SARAH: “No mas” means no more.
KAYLA: Right. I mean, if she means no more then yes.
SARAH: And then he says “Yeah, yeah, yeah”.
KAYLA: Alright, I don’t like this.
SARAH: “They like, ‘Savage, why you got a 12 car garage/And you only got 6 cars?’”. And then they say 21, because that’s his name.
KAYLA: What is with this “cakin’”?
SARAH: I don’t know. Here’s the thing –
KAYLA: I feel so old right now.
SARAH: Maybe I’m going to put this below Havana.
KAYLA: Yeah I don’t like this right now.
SARAH: But Havana has some real objectification but so does this –
KAYLA: But he’s grabbing her tracks, don’t grab her tracks, she put so much time putting those into her hair.
SARAH: I know.
KAYLA: (yells) She spent so much time trying to look like a snack for you and you’re just going to pull them out? Bitch, no.
SARAH: Anyway, I have some respect for Post Malone; I don’t like this song.
KAYLA: I’m not a fan. Moving on, #5.
SARAH: Alright, now we have Bruno Mars, Finesse.
KAYLA: We love Bruno Mars.
SARAH: I’ve never heard of this song. Have I heard this song? Has Miranda played us this song?
KAYLA: I listen to Bruno Mars a lot so –
SARAH: I don’t think I know this one.
KAYLA: (sings)
SARAH: Yeah, I don’t know it.
KAYLA: It’s good. All his songs are very sexual –
SARAH: Yeah, they are.
KAYLA: But it’s okay, because he’s Bruno Mars.
SARAH: I was at a restaurant and I was in the bathroom, just washing my hands and they were playing Versace on the Floor –
KAYLA: We love Versace on the Floor.
SARAH: And I was listening to it, I was like, holy shit.
KAYLA: It’s about – If that song were a movie, it’d be porn.
SARAH: Zendaya’s in that music video.
KAYLA: It’s so good. I love Bruno Mars.
SARAH: I watched an interview where Zendaya was like, Bruno Mars saw me on Lip Sync Battle dressed up as him and for some reason thought hmm, I want her in my sexy music video.
KAYLA: Listen, I love Bruno Mars.
SARAH: I respect him but I don’t love his music.
KAYLA: You’re wrong.
SARAH: Okay. Anyway, wow, this is pretty overtly sexual.
KAYLA: Oh yeah, all his songs are.
SARAH: Mmkay.
KAYLA: “Now slow it down for me baby/Cos I love the way it feels when we grind/Yeah, our connection’s so magnetic on the floor/Nothing can stop us tonight.”
SARAH: What does “We out here drippin’ in finesse” mean?
KAYLA: It’s just you have so much finesse, it’s like when you’re dripping in sarcasm.
SARAH: I guess. Wow, this is a lot of lyrics. It’s a lot of repetition though.
KAYLA: It’s all the same thing.
SARAH: “Fellas grab your ladies if your lady fine/Tell her she the one, she the one for life.”
KAYLA: See that’s nice.
SARAH: “Ladies grab your fellas, let’s do this right/If you’re on one like me in my” – What?
KAYLA: I don’t know what that means.
SARAH: I don’t either.
KAYLA: I don’t know, I just really like Bruno Mars, so this is all fine to me.
SARAH: I’m going to put it above Havana.
KAYLA: I put this at #1 for me.
SARAH: I mean I guess I still have Ed at #1 even though it makes me want to puke a little bit.
KAYLA: See I just like Bruno Mars better than Ed Sheeran.
BOTH: (laugh)
SARAH: I like Ed Sheeran.
KAYLA: I’m just biased because I love Bruno Mars. I just love him. He’s so little, he’s like a little jumping bean.
SARAH: Alright we’re going to Halsey. I used to not like Halsey because you all know I was once a 5SOS stan –
KAYLA: Yikes.
SARAH: And back in the day before Halsey really got famous, she was friends with them. I mean, she’s still friends with them now, but she was friends with 5SOS and I thought she was a bad influence on them, because she smokes weed.
KAYLA: You infant.
SARAH: I know.
KAYLA: That’s so funny. I don’t know if I know this song, do I know this song?
SARAH: Probably.
KAYLA: I like how we have to ask each other if we know things.
SARAH: See I’m already for this song because the first line is “Got a boy back home in Michigan”.
KAYLA: Unrelatable.
SARAH: I think she’s from –
KAYLA: “There’s a guy that lives in the garden state”. That’s Jersey.
SARAH: That is Jersey. I think she’s from Jersey. So why is she saying back home in Michigan?
KAYLA: “Now he’s gone and he’s calling me a bitch again”. Yikes.
SARAH: Yikes.
KAYLA: “But he wants me in the kitchen with a dinner plate”. Nooo.
SARAH: She out here to spill some tea about this bitch.
KAYLA: “Got a girl with California eyes”.
SARAH: She’s mentioning so many states.
KAYLA: She is, but I know this lyric because I saw someone tweet it recently. “I’m bad at love” –
SARAH: Oh that’s interesting. I knew that Halsey was an anagram of her first name but it’s also a reference to the Halsey Street station of the New York City –
KAYLA: What’s her first name?
SARAH: Ashley. Her name is Ashley Frangipane.
KAYLA: That’s a bad name.
SARAH: It’s a flower. She’s also half-Black, which –
KAYLA: Yeah, I knew that.
SARAH: Whenever I tell people, they’re always like, what the fuck? And I’m like, yeah.
KAYLA: She doesn’t look half-Black.
SARAH: Yeah. Is that problematic to say that?
KAYLA: What?
SARAH: I guess it’s –
KAYLA: That she doesn’t look –
SARAH: That she doesn’t look half-Black.
KAYLA: People think I’m mixed and I’m white, and that’s not problematic.
SARAH: Alright. I was just looking up where she’s from, she is from New Jersey, I was correct.
KAYLA: I’m like, nothing in this song is bad, she’s just talking about like, oh I dated this one girl, didn’t work out.
SARAH: Also she’s only 23 too, which pisses me off.
KAYLA: “London girl with an attitude/We never told no one but we look so cute”. Aw. See this is so pure.
SARAH: It’s pretty pure.
KAYLA: It’s a pure song.
SARAH: She’s just saying I’ve had a lot –
KAYLA: “Each time the feeling fades”. Oh Halsey, who hurt you? Oh “And he told me we’d make it til we graduate/So I told him that the music would be worth the wait” Who hurt you?
SARAH: Yeah. Did you see her –
KAYLA: No, I haven’t watched it yet.
SARAH: You still haven’t watched it?
KAYLA: I’m trash.
SARAH: It’s not that long.
KAYLA: I know.
SARAH: I mean, I waited several days.
KAYLA: I just don’t have the emotional capacity to feel anymore.
SARAH: Anyway, for those of you who don’t have a psychic connection to us –
KAYLA: First of all, uh, why? That was weird, we’re – ew.
SARAH: Yeah, we’re talking about her spoken word poem thing that she did at –
KAYLA: It’s called a speech.
SARAH: But it was a poem though, it rhymed. That’s spoken word shit.
KAYLA: It’s just a poem then, you don’t have to say it was spoken word.
SARAH: It was slam poetry.
KAYLA: You love slam poetry.
SARAH: She did it at the Women’s March thing and it was –
KAYLA: She kept popping up, and I kept just not watching.
SARAH: She went for it, she talks a lot about rape. It’s sad.
KAYLA: It’s sad. I had a nightmare about – Trigger warning, I had a graphic terrifying nightmare about being sexually assaulted and raped the other night. It was neat. Sarah that same night woke up at 3am thinking there were people in her room, and freaked out. So you could say that we’re thriving.
SARAH: We’re thriving.
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SARAH: Okay. I’m going to put this above Ed because it doesn’t make my teeth fall out.
KAYLA: This is my #1.
SARAH: Yeah, I’m going to put it at #1 because it’s –
KAYLA: It’s just sweet ,but not overly sweet.
SARAH: I mean, I can’t relate to it but can I relate to any of these songs? No. Not really. “I’m bad at love/But you can’t blame me for tryin’/You know I’d be lyin’ sayin’/You were the one”
KAYLA: Aw.
SARAH: “That could finally fix me/Lookin' at my history/I'm bad at love”.
KAYLA: (yells) Who hurt her?
SARAH: Again, I don’t know what the ranking for this is.
KAYLA: It’s just how we feel.
SARAH: Okay. I just, I can’t relate to any of it so we’re just, you know. We have another Drake song.
KAYLA: Never heard of this either.
SARAH: Also never heard of it, it’s called Diplomatic Immunity.
KAYLA: “Diplomatic immunity, fuck 'em/All that peace and that unity” Wow, this is (gasps) this is an angry song.
SARAH: Oh my God.
KAYLA: “Opinions over statistics, of course/Gassed off journalistic/Come at me and all you'll get is the ballistic report” Holy shit.
SARAH: Wow, he’s going for it.
KAYLA: “I got multi-colored” – Go back.
SARAH: Oh wow this is one big block of text, okay.
KAYLA: “I got multi-colored rings like the Olympics, of course”.
SARAH: Wow, he’s saying –
KAYLA: I don’t even know what this is saying, but I can tell it’s not good.
SARAH: He starts out by saying the government sucks –
KAYLA: It does.
SARAH: And then he’s like, I’m rich, and then he’s like, er –
KAYLA: “I call the house, the embassy/The studio, the chapel, I hate to travel”. Me.
SARAH: “My body isn't much of a sacred temple, with vodka and wine/And sleep at the opposite times”.
KAYLA: At least he knows. “Very presidential, I broke all the codes for zonin' in my residential/I broke spirits that I never meant to”.
SARAH: “Or getting out of line, like when you break a pencil”.
KAYLA: This is sad. “Violatin' the Treaty of Versailles”.
SARAH: Oh my God.
KAYLA: Motor City Casino, Detroit Lions, don’t call me out like this.
SARAH: Wait, what did he say? Where?
KAYLA: “Like Sanders on the Detroit Lions”.
SARAH: Oh man, he’s going for Detroit.
KAYLA: He got us really good.
SARAH: 2017 he lost a J. Lo.
KAYLA: Where’d she go?
SARAH: I don’t know.
KAYLA: “Billboard awards, I claimed 13 out in Vegas like Sureños”.
SARAH: “A Rotterdam trip had me on front page, though”. Why Drake, what did you do?
KAYLA: “All goodie, that just pushed me to do the things we all couldn’t”. “It’s all gravy”.
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SARAH: (laughs) It’s all gravy.
KAYLA: I’m going to start saying that.
SARAH: “Cover my ears, my security government tier”.
KAYLA: This is hurting my eyes, it’s so much lyrics.
SARAH: “Check the guest list, if opps make an appearance at least it’s expected”. “The TV playin' Al Jazeera”.
KAYLA: “OVO will always be together like Shakira”.
BOTH: “I love, I love, I love, I love it/Baby, I”
SARAH: I have no idea what this is about. It’s political, it’s about rich things.
KAYLA: My eyes hurt.
SARAH: He was on the front cover of the newspaper –
KAYLA: “I had to lay low, Hot Topic like your everyday clothes”.
SARAH: Sometimes I’m like rap, what are you doing?
KAYLA: I don’t get it. I’m scared.
SARAH: No I don’t understand what this is about.
KAYLA: This almost has to go at the bottom.
SARAH: “I got the sauce and now shorties keep claimin' preggo”. That’s funny, wait that’s funny.
KAYLA: Wait, I don’t – Oh, the –
SARAH: That’s a double meaning.
KAYLA: Wait, why is it a double meaning? Oh, because his sperm?
SARAH: Yeah, and also pregnant.
KAYLA: And also the money?
SARAH: No, okay. “I got the sauce and now shorties keep claimin' preggo”. That’s also like Prego, like a brand of tomato sauce. That’s a good one.
KAYLA: (claps) New #1. That can’t be zero now because just that one lyric is funny.
SARAH: “Waking up at 6 PM like ‘Where does the day go?’”.
KAYLA: “Calamari rings and tomato”.
SARAH: Incredible. I don’t really know what’s going on here. Sometimes I feel like with rap songs, you really have to study them like literature.
KAYLA: Or just hear them. I think if we heard this maybe it would make more sense.
SARAH: Yeah, we’re also kind of skimming it.
KAYLA: My eyes hurt. I’m tired.
SARAH: You know, I feel like I’ve got some respect for this song, but I don’t understand it.
KAYLA: I respect it yeah, but I don’t know.
SARAH: I also don’t know what the vibe of this song is. Is it angry? Is it smooth?
KAYLA: If it’s not angry, I’d be very – I’m going to guess it’s some screaming.
SARAH: Alright. I don’t think Drake screams very much. Oh fuck, I just thought of the Hotline Bling music video and got really mad.
KAYLA: (sings)
SARAH: I hate that song.
KAYLA: Is it the one where he dances in the box?
SARAH: Yeah, I literally despise that song.
KAYLA: I don’t think I’ve ever watched the whole music video.
SARAH: For the most recent Liam Payne music video, he had a very similar set up and I was like Liam, stop.
KAYLA: Now I just have his dance stuck in my head.
SARAH: Okay. Now we’re on Dua Lipa with New Rules.
KAYLA: I have never heard Dua Lipa.
SARAH: Really?
KAYLA: Yep, nope.
SARAH: This is the only song of hers I know.
KAYLA: I’m very on top of things.
SARAH: I didn’t know anything about her.
KAYLA: What is her name? Why is it like that?
SARAH: I don’t know. I feel like she’s just trying to be like everyone else right now, but also I’ve heard really good things about her, so I don’t know, I just know this one song.
KAYLA: I know nothing. Here I am.
SARAH: You’ve definitely heard this song, I would think.
KAYLA: I’m sure I have. She was on SNL. We didn’t watch SNL though.
SARAH: The music video for this is just her and a bunch of girls.
KAYLA: Sure. Well dang, double daddy.
SARAH: Well dang, double daddy. Well she’s saying, this song is basically about her being like hey, I’ve dated and whatever, I’m making new rules for myself, because I need the rules. So one –
KAYLA: “You know he’s only calling” –
SARAH: Well no, hold on.
KAYLA: Oh I’ve heard this (sings)
SARAH: Yes you have. Yes I know you have. Okay, “One, don't pick up the phone/You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone” You’re right, you’re right Dua Lipa. “Two, don't let him in/You'll have to kick him out again/Three, don't be his friend/You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning”.
KAYLA: Can’t relate.
SARAH: “And if you're under him” – I’ve never realized how clever that line was.
KAYLA: (screams)
SARAH: “And if you’re under him, you ain't gettin' over him”.
KAYLA: (claps)
SARAH: That’s a clever line, that’s a good line.
KAYLA: It’s pretty good.
SARAH: I think this has pretty good lyrics because she’s like, you know what? I’m taking control of my life.
KAYLA: Next time I try to be stupid about a boy, just sing me this.
SARAH: Okay.
KAYLA: Don’t play it, I want you to sing it.
SARAH: Okay. The chorus I like, the actual song I don’t love but we’re not talking about the actual song.
KAYLA: I don’t remember the chorus, I just remember –
SARAH: The hook?
KAYLA: Yeah. (sings)
SARAH: The pre-chorus, that thing. I like that but the actual chorus I’m like, eh.
KAYLA: Is it slower?
SARAH: (sings)
KAYLA: (sings) Yeah, I don’t really care either way.
SARAH: Also we’re not basing it off of the song because we don’t know all the songs, we’re just basing it off lyrics. “Practice” –
KAYLA: “One, don’t pick up the phone” –
SARAH: Kayla, stop.
KAYLA: Sorry, I got –
SARAH: We already read that.
KAYLA: I know.
SARAH: “Practice makes perfect/I'm still tryna learn it by heart”. That’s nice. “Eat, sleep, and breathe it/Rehearse and repeat it” Alright, that’s pretty good. And at the end she’s like, you’re getting over him. That’s nice, I like that. Where are we going to put it?
KAYLA: I’m so tired, uhhh.
SARAH: Wake up. It’s Christmas.
KAYLA: I’d rate it in the top half.
SARAH: Yeah, I’d make it top 3 or 4. Alright now we’ve got Imagine Dragons, Thunder.
KAYLA: “Thunder, th-th-thunder”.
SARAH: I cannot believe this song is still up there.
KAYLA: The lyrics are funny because it’s all just a block of thunder.
SARAH: “Th-th-thunder”. Oh so much thunder. Here’s the thing, like Ed Sheeran, this is totally not their best song. They have so many songs that are better than this. I’ve seen Imagine Dragons live, they’re good at things, they’re good –
KAYLA: (talking over Sarah) Mmm, mmm, mmm.
SARAH: Okay, calm down. It’s just like, this song doesn’t even highlight their skill that much.
KAYLA: “Just a young gun with a quick fuse”.
SARAH: Yeah, he’s “Not a yes-sir, not a follower”. You know what I will give this song? This is not a love song at all.
KAYLA: It is not even a little bit. Does that mean we have to put it at #1?
SARAH: I feel like we have to put it at #1, for me at least.
KAYLA: Yeah, because everything else was.
SARAH: Yeah.
KAYLA: Drake’s creepy one, or crazy one, wasn’t really – Well, there was a girl in that one.
SARAH: There was a girl in it once.
KAYLA: I feel like it has to be your #1 at least.
SARAH: I feel like creativity in lyrics for this one, not great. We’re going to read this. “Thunder, thunder” – We can’t think of the song, we have to just read it as a poem.
KAYLA: I can’t do it, you’ve got to do it.
SARAH: “Thunder, thunder/Thunder, thun-, thunder/Thun-thun-thunder, thunder, thunder/Thunder, thun-, thunder/Thun-thun-thunder, thunder/Thunder, feel the thunder/Lightning then the thunder” (sings) Boom boom boom.
KAYLA: Yeah you’re singing it, you lost it.
SARAH: I lost it.
KAYLA: Yikes
SARAH: There’s a lot, but I have to put it at #1 because it’s not a love song at all.
KAYLA: I like how he’s – I don’t know. Oh, kids were laughing, he was saying kids are laughing at me and now they’re “clapping in the nosebleeds”. Oh look at me bitch. Oh my god why-
SARAH: Yeah. Never give up on your dreams. I don’t know what thunder has to do with that? I think he’s just – Oh, “[He] was lightning before the thunder”. So he was saying that he was ahead of the game and now the thunder is following him, and he’s like, I know.
KAYLA: He’s like bitch, don’t follow me.
SARAH: Yeah, I got to put this at #1, just because it’s not a love song.
KAYLA: Yeah.
SARAH: Alright, here’s our last one, #10. G-Eazy, No Limit featuring Cardi B and A$AP Rocky.
KAYLA: Do I know this?
SARAH: I don’t think I know it.
KAYLA: This seems –
SARAH: I don’t like this at all.
KAYLA: “'Rari, shopping, let me, cop it/Always, poppin', hella, poppin'/She's a, bopper, homie, hoppin'/Ain't no, stopping, album, dropping” –
SARAH: I was trying to figure out where you were.
KAYLA: “Got the city on fire/Bitch lying on me like she tired”. Me.
SARAH: Oh my God. But also “If I hit it one time, I'ma pipe her/If I hit it two times then I like her/If I fuck three times, I'ma wife her”.
KAYLA: No thank you.
SARAH: I’m just like (hesitates) I don’t think fucking someone three times is time to get married now? I think there are other things you should consider.
KAYLA: Yeah. What if that was the thing? Like, after you had sex for the third time you had to –
SARAH: He says that multiple times.
KAYLA: What if that’s how it was, that was how you got married is having sex for the third time? You’d have to be so careful.
SARAH: That’s wild. Then G-Eazy goes “Aye, yeah, fuck with me and get some money”.
KAYLA: And he says that four times.
SARAH: Well no, the last one is “Fuck with G and get some money”, but G is him.
KAYLA: Okay.
SARAH: So then there’s some stuff –
KAYLA: “I need tongue, I need face, give me brain, concentrate”.
SARAH: Cardi B. She does say “Buy the Ace” but that’s not the ace –
KAYLA: She’s literally just saying things. “Apple phone, Prada case, kill a weave, rock a lace/Fuck the Moe, buy the Ace” Buy Sarah. “Fuck the Ghost, drive the Wraith/Get some money, flood the Rollie, fuck the Rollie, Patek face”. “These hoes joggin’ in place”
SARAH: Listen, here’s the thing –
KAYLA: (laughs) “Swear these hoes run they mouth, how these hoes out of shape?”
BOTH: (laugh)
SARAH: That’s funny. I just –
KAYLA: “Can you stop with all the subs? Bitch, I ain’t Jared”. From the Subway commercial? (laughs).
SARAH: Oh my God. That’s funny. “Her pussy poppin’ on the charts, ah, ah”. Here’s the thing with Cardi B, I feel like the world’s gotten really obsessed with her. The music of hers –
KAYLA: Our roommate hates her.
SARAH: The music of hers that I know, I don’t really like and also, I know this isn’t an original opinion to have and I don’t want to hate on her because she’s doing good for herself, but she just feels like a knock-off Nicki Minaj?
KAYLA: My favorite was at the Grammys, they asked her “What’s your advice to your young fans?” and she literally said “Just figure it out”, that is what her advice was to her young fans.
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SARAH: But she also is trying to swear less for her young fans, which is –
KAYLA: I don’t care about that.
SARAH: Partially nice, but also I think the taboo on swearing is stupid.
KAYLA: Yeah, I don’t really care.
SARAH: But you know what, I respect what she’s done with her life. She was in some Super Bowl commercials yesterday?
KAYLA: Yeah, she was.
SARAH: Yeah, she was in the Alexa Amazon one. Anyway, I don’t – I –
KAYLA: “Keep a Costco pack of rubbers in my night stand/Damn Daniel, back again with the-, hah, Saint-Laurent”.
SARAH: (with correct pronunciation) Laurent, oh my God.
KAYLA: “Pull one at my show 'cause I like” –
SARAH: Oh no, he just called something retarded, I have to put this way down on the list.
KAYLA: Oh no. “Bitch, you on my dick, aye, bitch, get off it”.
SARAH: Okay, but listen, I can’t. And when he says “It ain't safe for the black or the white girls/It ain't safe, it ain't safe”
KAYLA: What ain’t safe? The world? Because you’re right.
SARAH: Is he talking about the world or is he talking about himself?
KAYLA: Both seem true. A$AP Rocky.
SARAH: A$AP Rocky. He called something retarded which means this automatically goes to #10.
KAYLA: Yeah, but Cardi B’s lyrics are funny.
SARAH: Yeah they are, but I’m sorry, she’s involved with this which means it’s #10. What else did we hate? We didn’t like Rockstar –
KAYLA: We did not.
SARAH: We didn’t like Havana.
KAYLA: Give me your list Sarah.
SARAH: I would say we’re going to do a top five, and a bottom five.
KAYLA: Okay. So you’re not going to give me a one to ten?
SARAH: No, it’s too hard and we’re running out of time. Bottom five, G-Eazy, Havana, Post Malone, sorry bud –
KAYLA: Don’t –
SARAH: Bruno Mars –
KAYLA: (yells) Don’t.
SARAH: Because it makes me feel weird.
KAYLA: No.
SARAH: It’s just really sexual, Kayla.
KAYLA: But he’s such a lil’ bean.
SARAH: I know but just looking at the lyrics, it makes me really uncomfortable.
KAYLA: (sighs)
SARAH: I just, I don’t know what to do with the Drake songs, because I don’t quite understand either of them, and I’m not sure if it’s because they don’t make sense or if it’s because it’s beyond me, or if it’s because –
KAYLA: I don’t think it’s beyond you Sarah. I don’t mean to compliment you –
SARAH: Wow.
KAYLA: But I don’t think it’s you.
SARAH: I thought you were going to say you don’t mean to say that rappers are stupid, but no instead you don’t want to compliment me.
KAYLA: I don’t.
SARAH: Alright, Drake is just going to hang out in the middle. Then we’ve got, I’m going to put towards the top Ed, Halsey, Dua Lipa. #1 is Thunder, just because it’s not a love song.
KAYLA: I would say mine, I’m going to put Halsey on top and then Dua Lipa and then Thunder and then Bruno Mars, my son and then Ed. And then after that, it’s like Drake who I don’t understand and then all of the rap. Maybe it’s just like, I don’t like rap that much in general.
SARAH: I like some rap.
KAYLA: I mean I like some but not, I don’t know, it’s too much.
SARAH: Now I’m just like really self-aware and I’m like, did I put all the white people on top? But I didn’t.
KAYLA: Did I?
SARAH: I don’t know. No, because you’ve got Bruno up there, you’ve got Halsey up there.
KAYLA: Oh, the tea.
SARAH: This episode got really off track.
KAYLA: Yay.
SARAH: But you know, we ranked some songs. If you guys liked this, let us know because it’s something that we can do again.
KAYLA: Or if there’s other things on charts –
SARAH: Other types of media –
KAYLA: That you’d like us to look at.
SARAH: Yeah, that would be stellar. What’s our poll?
KAYLA: Which song did you –
SARAH: We’d have to pick four of them.
KAYLA: We’ll just take four of the worst, and “Which one did you hate the most based on lyrics”?
SARAH: Are we going to be negative like that?
KAYLA: Fine, which one did you like the most?
SARAH: But we have to pick four to put on that. Do we want to do our four at the top?
KAYLA: Sure.
SARAH: So do we want to say Imagine Dragons, Halsey, what else? Ed, Dua Lipa?
KAYLA: Yeah.
SARAH: Okay. So that’s going to be it.
KAYLA: So it’s going to be the poll “Which song, based on lyrics, do you like the best?” Thunder –
SARAH: Thunder, Perfect, New Rules, Bad at Love.
BOTH: (sing)
KAYLA: I just remembered what the song sounded like, so I thought I’d share. Just now.
BOTH: (laugh)
SARAH: And if you have really strong feelings about any of the other songs – not necessarily because you like them, but because of the lyrics. Although I do notice that of my top four songs, those are artists that I like.
KAYLA: Yeah, Bruno Mars is there just because I like him.
SARAH: I think I’m just accidentally, unintentionally biased.
KAYLA: We’re not being objective at all, we are not objective.
SARAH: I feel bad for hating on the rappers.
KAYLA: I would but I mean, it’s your taste in music. It’s just not my taste. I don’t like people screaming at me, I get enough of that –
SARAH: In life. If you feel strongly about any of the songs, let us know.
KAYLA: Let a bitch know.
SARAH: That’s not right. Sorry, I went to click on a thing to make sure we get all the addresses stuff and I just opened the wrong thing. So that’s our poll, you can find that poll on our Twitter @soundsfakepod. We also have a Tumblr, soundsfakepod.tumblr.com and an email, soundsfakepod@gmail.com. I always almost mix the Tumblr and the email up.
KAYLA: I in my head thought soundsfakepod dot tumblr dot –
SARAH: Dot gmail dot com.
KAYLA: Dot gmail dot com is what went through my head.
SARAH: Every time I almost do that. Where can you listen, Kayla?
KAYLA: You can listen anywhere you find your podcasts: iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher Radio, I can’t remember any of the other ones right now but they out there.
SARAH: They there.
KAYLA: We’d love you to leave us a review on iTunes, that’d be super neat. Tell us a little thing.
SARAH: Tell us if we were accidentally racist.
KAYLA: Yeah, sorry if was, sorry. We’re just white, you know?
SARAH: We’re doing our best.
KAYLA: Yeah, we out here being white. Not an excuse, but we are.
SARAH: Reason, not an excuse. Anyway, we have a Patreon, you can give us money or you can not. It’s your call.
KAYLA: But if you do, I’ll love you better.
SARAH: That’s not –
KAYLA: That’s not entirely true.
SARAH: Also some people just aren’t in a financial position to give us money.
KAYLA: I know, I didn’t mean, it. You know I have to give –
SARAH: We’re all kinds of problematic today.
KAYLA: If you’re financially stable, you have no excuse. However if you don’t have money I understand.
SARAH: Okay, we’re not going to make you do anything.
KAYLA: I’m not making them do anything, I’m just telling them I’m disappointed in them.
SARAH: Ssshhhhh. We do have Patrons on Patreon, for our $5 patrons we have Sydney Mook, you can find her on Instagram @sydneymoo. We also have Jennifer Smart, Jennifer Smart can be found on YouTube if you look up Lehen Productions. Then you have Asritha, Asritha can be found on Instagram @asritha_v.
KAYLA: So speedy.
SARAH: Listen, we’re so out of time. Our $10 patron is Emma, her YouTube can be found at Emma T Fink.
KAYLA: She did a thing about working out the other day on her YouTube, and I was like, ew, exercise.
SARAH: I like exercise. Alright, thank you for listening, tune in next Sunday for more of us in your ears.
KAYLA: Or not Sunday, you know, I don’t know.
SARAH: Who knows? Thanks for being patient.
KAYLA: Until then, take good care of your cows.