Ep 76: Aces in Space

Sarah: Hey, what's up, hello. Welcome to Sounds Fake But Okay, a podcast for an aro-ace girl, I'm Sarah, that's me.

Kayla: And a demi-straight girl that's me, Kayla.

Sarah: We talk about all things to do with love, relationships, sexuality and pretty much anything else we just don't understand.

Kayla: On today's episode, aces in space. Sounds fake but okay.

Sarah: Sounds fake but okay.

Welcome back to the pod.

Kayla: My glasses.

Sarah: Yeah, Kayla's glasses just fell off her face.

Kayla: It was pretty embarrassing.

Sarah: How is that embarrassing?

Kayla: Dude, I'm tired okay, I don't know.

Sarah: Me and Kayla are both very awake, very alive, very enthused.

Kayla: Never been more alive and excited to have an essay due on Sunday.

Sarah: Cool.

Kayla: Cool. Life update.

Sarah: So, what are we talking about this week?

Kayla: Well, we're very prepared this week just so you know.

Sarah: Shh. Don't tell them our secrets, don't tell them our secrets.

Kayla: I wasn't, I was just informing them about-

Sarah: That's our secret.

Kayla: So, our secret is we're-

Sarah: That's my secret, I'm always angry.

Kayla: Yikes. So, we're talking about the ever popular... There's a scab on my face.

Sarah: Kayla, no, this is a serious podcast.

Kayla: It's not, first of all.

Sarah: This is a professional podcast.

Kayla: Interesting that you think that. Today we're talking about the very popular aces in space.

Sarah: Yep.

Kayla: I just, maybe two minutes ago, looked up the origin of that.

Sarah: It was probably at least four minutes ago.

Kayla: Okay, that's fair. The origins are it rhymes.

Sarah: Yep, you're welcome for that one. That's what I told you, that's what I presented.

Kayla: But also it is a video game, Space Ace. And Aces of Space is an Indian MTV reality show allegedly. I just read the Wikipedia headline.

Sarah: Well, it's just because ace also means cool or someone who's really good at something.

Kayla: Yeah.

Sarah: So, this just in all aces are ace, like cool ace.

Kayla: I also think that all aces are ace as in people that are pilots.

Sarah: Oh, like Snoopy the Flying Ace.

Kayla: Yeah.

Sarah: See, that's just giving me flashbacks to that scene.

Kayla: I know you are afraid of it. See, you are afraid of that and I never show that to you or bring it up. But every time you bring-

Sarah: For context we're talking about the scene on It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown where Snoopy is a World War I flying ace and he's flying his plane, and it freaked me out as a child.

Kayla: However, that's apparently fine. But me being afraid of the movie A Christmas Story as a child...

Sarah: When have we ever forced you to watch A Christmas Story?

Kayla: Never, but you always bring it up when you know I hate it.

Sarah: Well, you won't watch Stick It with me.

Kayla: I have watched it with you and I bought you a Stick It poster. Excellent.

Sarah: People wouldn't watch it with me for my birthday. It was my 21st birthday.

Kayla: But it was funny.

Sarah: And all I wanted to do was watch the...

Kayla: We weren't even with you for your 21st birthday.

Sarah: And none of my friends-

Kayla: Sarah, you were not even in town.

Sarah: It's my birthday. This is the one day I can make-

Kayla: She was not even in town for her own birthday.

Sarah: No, you left me.

Kayla: Where was I? Well there was a tournament.

Sarah: You guys were gone on that weekend.

Kayla: Well, we could... It's not our fault we had a tournament to go to.

Sarah: It is their fault because they're the captains and they picked the tournament.

Kayla: Okay, well it's not my fault then. Take this to Miranda. It is Miranda's fault now.

Sarah: It's not Miranda's fault, but also I just want to watch Stick It. Is that too much to ask? I want to watch Stick It with my friends.

Kayla: Yes, it is too much to ask.

Sarah: I deserve better than that, Kayla.

Kayla: Oh, I'm sorry. You deserve better than our friendship now?

Sarah: I deserve better than friends who refuse to watch Stick It with me even for my birthday.

Kayla: Go get new friends then, bitch.

Sarah: Maybe I'll get friends that are nicer to me.

Kayla: Yeah, good luck.

Sarah: What? Are you saying that you are nice to me or that there are no nice people?

Kayla: Yes.

Sarah: You're not nice to me. Anyway...

Kayla: Well, you're not nice to me so here we are.

Sarah: Hey, I've been nicer lately. We're really, really going down a road. Oh, what were we talking about?

Kayla: Space aces. On this episode of 'Me and Sarah's Relationship is Deteriorating...'

Sarah: Oh no. Listen, I'm sorry for this episode.

Kayla: Sarah-

Sarah: This is like an old school episode.

Kayla: This is, but listen, Sarah and I are in the state...

Sarah: Of Michigan, of delusion. I just quoted Stick It. I'm so sorry at all of the listeners. I'm not sorry, Kayla.

Kayla: Oh yeah. And you're so nice to me.

Sarah: No, I'm not sorry because you won't watch Stick It with me.

Kayla: I have watched it with you.

Sarah: I just thought of foot holes.

Kayla: Would you like to explain?

Sarah: No.

Kayla: Well, you can't just say that.

Sarah: I don't like it.

Kayla: Sarah has a phobia.

Sarah: No, stop it.

Kayla: She's hiding her face in her sweatshirt but Sarah, just to sidetrack us some more, has a phobia of foot holes.

Sarah: I don't like it. I don't like it. I can't... Stop.

Kayla: I'm done. Anyway...

Sarah: But that's so vague and then people are just going to ask us, and then there's just going to be more, and then I'm going to think of it more.

Kayla: Well, you shouldn't have said anything then. I don't know what to tell you.

Sarah: It just made me think of watching 10 Things I Hate About You freshman year, which is when I first discovered the foot holes. And honestly, it's a feat that I can still watch that movie. That movie's so good. You know I had to get the foot holes out of it. Okay. Anyway, aces in space, aces in space. Here's an argument, all astronauts should be ace.

Kayla: All right. Tell me why.

Sarah: This is the main content for today by the way, we've arrived. This is it.

Kayla: This is it!

Sarah: Sorry. Here's the thing, here's the thing. This is not an overly well thought out argument, but I've thought some.

Kayla: Okay, okay.

Sarah: First of all, aces are ace. Like, they are pilots. They're good pilots. Okay. They're great at piloting the astronaut spaceship. That's the word.

Kayla: Should I save my thoughts on your argument until the end?

Sarah: Yes.

Kayla: Okay.

Sarah: All right. They're very good at piloting because they're aces. They're also just cool people to be around. Also, okay, I feel like one of the things they can be concerned about with astronauts is, well, they don't want them getting mad at each other and hating each other, which is why they do some of that, they isolate them and they test them for long amounts of time to make sure they can handle each other for long amounts of time.

Kayla: They isolate them together.

Sarah: Yes, together. So part of the concern, one might guess is you don't want romantic or sexual relationships necessarily, because that could end up poorly, right? Also sex in zero gravity, I don't understand. Anyway, my point being ace people, which granted, some ace people do have sex. However, if you only have ace astronauts, you're seriously decreasing the amount of potential space fucking and therefore...

Kayla: Sucking.

Sarah: You're decreasing the amount of conflict that has to do with space fucking.

Kayla: Okay, here are my thoughts. One, I don't think astronauts fly the spaceship anymore. I'm pretty sure NASA does it from Earth.

Sarah: Everyone who works for NASA must be ace.

Kayla: Your cousin works for NASA.

Sarah: Sorry, Kelly.

Kayla: She is not ace. Does Kelly belong to Jeanie?

Sarah: No.

Kayla: If you missed it, Sarah's aunt Jeanie is a patron now, and she recently friended me on Facebook. I'm very excited about it. Hiya Jeanie. Anyway, so that's my first counter-argument I suppose. Though, I would agree that all aces are ace in the way that they are cool.

Sarah: Also, if they're in space, they're extra cool because it's super cold out there.

Kayla: Yeah, but not in the spaceship. 'Cause they-

Sarah: Yeah, but out in space.

Kayla: Okay, that's fair. My other argument is that just because you're ace doesn't mean you're aro, so you still...

Sarah: I have aro-ace written. I just didn't specify that.

Kayla: Okay. Well we're going to, I think we should just focus on aces in space, not aro-aces in space.

Sarah: Okay. Okay.

Kayla: So if you're not aro but ace, you still could have romantic conflict.

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: Even if there is no or less space fucking, though there still could be space fucking.

Sarah: Yeah. I have in my notes that it's like, "No issues with fucking, unless they get super bored or something and aren't sex repulsed. IDK."

Kayla: Yeah. My other argument is...

Sarah: They shouldn't be bored. They have jobs to do.

Kayla: Yeah. But what if something went wrong and they couldn't do their jobs for a while?

Sarah: Died?

Kayla: No. If they're dead, they can't space fuck unless one of them is nasty.

Sarah: Ew. Got to go.

Kayla: Yep. Okay, other argument is that how much... So this is a question about platonic versus romantic relationships. I mean, I think we assume that romantic relationships have more conflict.

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: But is that true? Is it equally dangerous for the astronauts to just be very good friends?

Sarah: I think with romantic relationships, there are certain expectations that the people involved have about what a romantic relationship looks like and they're often very set in stone and I think that can be a problem. And so I think there's a different end goal with a romantic relationship than with a friendship. And so I think because of that, you're more likely to get conflict from a romantic entanglement versus just a good friendship.

Kayla: Fair.

Sarah: You can still get conflict regardless of who's there. But like-

Kayla: See the beginning of this episode.

Sarah: Yes. And I think at the beginning they were like, "Oh, they're all men." So it's fine. But it's like, well...

Kayla: What if gay?

Sarah: What if gay? And then now that they actually send women to space, woo-hoo, feminism. Anything could happen. I'm just trying... Do you think there are people who are maybe interested in being an astronaut, but love sex so much and they're concerned that they wouldn't be having sex in space, so they decide not to become an astronaut?

Kayla: You probably can't masturbate when you're an astronaut either, can you?

Sarah: I don't really know and I'm not sure I want to.

Kayla: Well, okay. So when you're an astronaut, it's not zero gravity all the time.

Sarah: It depends, if you're at the ISS.

Kayla: Well yeah, if you're in a permanent station, then you're probably fine. But a lot of times, I guess they are in zero gravity for a good amount of time 'cause you see them, they have the zero gravity pens and they have those weird... The water goes everywhere, whatever.

Sarah: Peeing is complicated.

Kayla: Yeah. So I wonder if, yeah, you can do any of that at all in zero gravity.

Sarah: I don't know.

Kayla: I also have a question about zero gravity fucking, space fucking.

Sarah: This is the content that our listeners come here for.

Kayla: I think this is interesting though.

Sarah: My mom listens to this podcast now.

Kayla: See, and you all wonder... My mom wonders why she can't listen to this.

Sarah: Sorry, mom. It's just these are things to consider.

Kayla: Okay. But I think it's interesting, and I would like a scientist to answer these questions, all the scientists that listen to this. So you're space fucking and say you're space fucking, and there's a penis involved and it's not sheathed.

Sarah: Jesus Christ.

Kayla: I'm sorry, just came to me and I couldn't not say it.

Sarah: Can I just leave?

Kayla: And it's not protected. And then say it ejaculates into either a vagina or another orifice.

Sarah: Orifice?

Kayla: Orifice. Orifice.

Sarah: Orifice.

Kayla: Surface.

Sarah: Surface. I hate this line of thinking. Now I'm thinking about how my mom listens to this content.

Kayla: So you're in zero gravity. And I'm assuming, well, I guess this is another biological question. When you're in zero gravity are also your organs affected by that?

Sarah: I would guess, whatever wiggle room they have.

Kayla: They're just floating.

Sarah: Now I'm thinking about boobs in space.

Kayla: Ooh. Maybe they're more perky 'cause... Well, I guess it depends on where you're standing. 'Cause instead of sagging they would... Anyway, so this is also, I guess... 'Cause when you're standing, and there's... I have a lot of thoughts now about gravity in the inside of a body. I'll get back to space fucking, I know you're interested, Sarah. When you're standing, do all your organs settle to the bottom?

Sarah: I would guess.

Kayla: Where's Evan?

Sarah: Do you think my organs are super shook up 'cause I did gymnastics?

Kayla: Maybe that's why gymnasts are shorter.

Sarah: No, it's because of the extreme amounts of exercise from a young age.

Kayla: Anyway, this might be totally false. We're going to assume that in regular gravity, your organs settle to the bottom if you're standing or sitting straight up.

Sarah: In whatever space they may not have a lot.

Kayla: But if there is room, they might settle. So then in zero gravity, they're spread out and wiggly.

Sarah: Kayla's doing weird arm things.

Kayla: I'm wiggling. So now, I mean, I guess I don't know exactly what sperm does when it gets inside, but I mean, I know that to get a woman pregnant, it swims up to... This is just health class, Sarah, calm down. It swims up...

Sarah: I'm hiding in case you can't see this...

Kayla: ...to the egg, and then attaches to the egg. So does that swimming get affected by zero gravity?

Sarah: I have no idea.

Kayla: Because I also once... And it was on the internet that I saw this, I don't know where I was on the internet, probably Tumblr, that someone was like, "I had sex and then I sneezed after." And all the cum just came out when they sneezed.

Sarah: That is... Got to go.

Kayla: But that also doesn't sound very plausible to me. So I guess I don't know about that.

Sarah: Depends on where the cum was.

Kayla: If you're having unprotected sex, where does the cum go if it's not making you pregnant?

Sarah: I would like to formally tender my resignation from this podcast.

Kayla: That has turned into me just not understanding biology.

Sarah: I regret this episode wholeheartedly.

Kayla: So now let's go back to space fucking. Can you or is it harder to get pregnant in zero gravity?

Sarah: Imagine giving birth in zero gravity.

Kayla: I was also wondering how the fetus is affected by zero gravity if-

Sarah: It's already floating.

Kayla: If we assume... But it must do something right?

Sarah: It's best, yes. But yeah, giving birth, that'd be wild.

Kayla: The blood would be everywhere.

Sarah: Oh God, 'cause it wouldn't just go down.

Kayla: Your water breaks. Your water breaks, the water goes everywhere. And sometimes when you're giving birth, you poo. The poo would be everywhere. How do you poo in zero gravity?

Sarah: There's a way, I'm sure. Actually none of them are allowed to poop.

Kayla: Interesting. Interesting. So those are my thoughts on space fucking, and also how I don't understand biology. If you understand where things go and how they move during sex that involves a penis that...

Sarah: But do we want to have this information shared with us?

Kayla: I'm curious.

Sarah: Share it with Kayla. Kayla checks the email more than I do. So just hope Kayla sees it.

Kayla: Or hope Sarah sees it if you're trying to torture Sarah.

Sarah: No, please don't.

Kayla: So anyway, those are my thoughts on space fucking.

Sarah: TL;DR having aces in space just really lowers the chances of space fucking, and the dangers there in.

Kayla: If you drool in zero gravity...

Sarah: It goes...

Kayla: Things seem so messy in space.

Sarah: If you cry?

Kayla: Oh, see, that's why I couldn't be an astronaut 'cause I cry so often. They'd be like, "Kayla, why is it raining in here?" And I'd be like, "I don't know, man."

Sarah: Imagine getting a nose bleed and it's just like, "Oh." Okay. Here's the other topic that we want to talk about, not directly related to aces, but some aces. Periods in space.

Kayla: Mm-hmm. So, I mean, I think a tampon... Well, but gravity has to affect a period, right?

Sarah: Yeah, 'cause it's got to.

Kayla: Yeah. So well, 'cause I think a tampon would probably be the easiest way.

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: But say you couldn't or you didn't want to, where's it going to go?

Sarah: I don't know.

Kayla: Let's Google.

Sarah: This is probably an argument for why some men think that women shouldn't be astronauts.

Kayla: Well, men say that about women in all areas of life. "They shouldn't be X because they're moody on their period."

Sarah: Because periods, which is just bullshit.

Kayla: Oh, periods in space was the first thing that came up.

Sarah: Probably because our phones listen to us talking at all times.

Kayla: That's fair. NPR has an article.

Sarah: Ooh, NPR. I just got really excited about NPR. How old am I? Am I 60?

Kayla: Okay. Apparently it's a very common question, so this isn't just us.

Sarah: I believe it.

Kayla: So apparently the question itself has a lot of historical baggage and the answer is pretty boring.

Sarah: I mean, historical baggage?

Kayla: So it was part of the argument for why women shouldn't be at astronauts 'cause it would affect their ability and they blamed plane crashes on menstruating women.

Sarah: Does it throw off your cycle at all? 'Cause I know sometimes if you're on a long plane ride...

Kayla: Yeah, travel can throw it off.

Sarah: So it must, it's got to.

Kayla: 'Cause anything that your body goes through can affect your period. If you're really stressed, it and throw it off.

Sarah: If you're sick.

Kayla: If you're sick, anything can throw off a period. So I'm sure it does. So apparently some researchers suggested that a temperamental, psycho, sociological human, i.e. a hormonal woman would complicate the machine.

Sarah: The machine as in the actual spaceship or the workings of how things work within NASA and the astronauts?

Kayla: Oh, together with a complicated machine probably being the spaceship.

Sarah: Oh, okay.

Kayla: So this people feared that it might increase the incident of retrograde menstruation, which I guess means it's already a thing where blood might flow up the fallopian tube into the abdomen causing pain...

Sarah: Abdomen, abdomen?

Kayla: ...health problems.

Sarah: I was wondering, can it just go the wrong way?

Kayla: Well, so apparently that's a thing anyway. Let's look at that.

Sarah: Interesting.

Kayla: Oh, it's endometriosis.

Sarah: Oh.

Kayla: That's what endometriosis is?

Sarah: I didn't know what-

Kayla: All these commercials all this time?

Sarah: I didn't know that that was what endometriosis was.

Kayla: Oh, well it's tissue similar to the lining of the womb starts growing in other places.

Sarah: Oh, that makes sense.

Kayla: ...ovary and fallopian tubes, so it's like it grows out.

Sarah: That makes more sense.

Kayla: So it's not exactly...

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: All right, nevermind. I'm not as shook.

Sarah: Okay.

Kayla: Anyway, okay. So there are also things about space. 'Cause some research in the seventies were like, these people were like, "Well, maybe there is place for women in space." And the quote is, "The question of direct sexual release on a long duration space mission must be considered. Practical consideration, such as weight and expense preclude men from bringing their wives on first space flights."

Sarah: Wait, that was a thing that people considered?

Kayla: Bringing...

Sarah: Like just bring your wife?

Kayla: Can you imagine? Just like, "Yeah, my husband's an astronaut, so I'm just going to..."

Sarah: We get a plus one.

Kayla: It's like if your husband or wife changes jobs so they pay for you to also move with them.

Sarah: Or military spouses.

Kayla: Yeah. Yeah.

Sarah: It's like, "Yeah, my husband's like, his base is in Texas. So I live in Texas. His base is at the ISS."

Kayla: So I live in space with our kids. Can you imagine if they just repositioned entire family?

Sarah: Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you gave birth to a child in space...

Kayla: Oh, who would they belong to?

Sarah: What would their citizenship be?

Kayla: If it was... Well, it'd be like a...

Sarah: What if it was on the International Space Station?

Kayla: Oh, if it's international, I don't know. 'Cause if it's on a US 'cause there's laws about if it's a US boat or plane, then it's the US. But if it was the international... 'Cause I guess I don't know what counts. If you have a baby in a, what's the building, an embassy? I wonder if you have a baby in a US embassy, what that means?

Sarah: I would imagine then they would be a citizen. Because if you commit a crime at an embassy, you are tried in the country of that embassy.

Kayla: Yeah. So I don't know.

Sarah: But how often do people have kids in embassies? It's probably only accidental.

Kayla: Okay. The rest of this quote is bananas, "It is possible that a woman qualified from a scientific viewpoint might be persuaded to donate her time and energies for the sake of improving crew morale."

Sarah: A space prostitute?

Kayla: "However, such a situation might create interpersonal tensions, far more dynamic than the sexual tensions it would release." So yes, a woman stationed with the men just to have sex with them all.

Sarah: I just have so many issues with that because it's also assuming things about the men that they need a sexual release because they're men. And that that's like of course, because men love sex and, "Oh men, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." I don't like that.

Kayla: Yeah, and apparently this was tongue-in-cheek and part of a larger discussion about the problem of sexual desire in space. So it might not have been super serious.

Sarah: Either way.

Kayla: So I guess the report also went on to say...

Sarah: What if there was an astronaut, say it was a man and he had a wife and you could bring a plus one to space, but he also had a side hoe and then he wanted to bring the side hoe instead.

Kayla: So what if maybe the wives didn't stay the whole time, they just came to visit for a couple of weeks at a time.

Sarah: That would be a massive waste of money for NASA.

Kayla: I know that. Let me talk.

Sarah: Let space sex do it.

Kayla: And so then the wife would come for a couple of weeks and then the husband would be like, "Oh yeah, you're only allowed to come once every two months," But it was a lie. She could have come every month. But on the every other month was the hoe's time.

Sarah: Someone write this, I'll write it.

Kayla: Really, it's going to be your next movie.

Sarah: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Space Hoes.

Kayla: Great.

Sarah: Space Hoes and then told from their perspective of the ace in space with them who's like, "What the fuck?"

Kayla: Mm-hmm. So these people are also talking about how it would only be good if we're trying to colonize other planets. This is in the '70s and '80s, mind you. Already talking about colonizing.

Sarah: We weren't even capable of finding a planet to get ourselves to terraform to...

Kayla: I do remember reading this at some other point. So this person who was the first, I think maybe the first woman...

Sarah: Was the first dog in space before the first woman in space?

Kayla: The first monkey was before the first woman, I know that. So anyway, she was a woman in space apparently. And she said, "I remember the engineers trying to decide how many tampons should fly on."

Sarah: Oh, I remember that.

Kayla: They asked, "Is 100 the right number?" And she said, "No, that would not be the right number for one week."

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: That is a heavy flow. So...

Sarah: Wait, how many times would you have to change a tampon?

Kayla: A hundred divided by seven.

Sarah: Do I look like I can do math?

Kayla: Yeah, "Bitch, do I look..." It's 14 a day? So...

Sarah: Divided by 24 hours.

Kayla: Oh, 24 divide by, oh my God, 24 divided by 14. You would have to change your tampon...

Sarah: Every hour and a half-ish.

Kayla: Hour and 45 minutes, basically. So...

Sarah: Wow.

Kayla: Which, if your period's really heavy on a day or two, you might have to do that.

Sarah: But for seven days?

Kayla: But not the entire time. Okay.

Sarah: Then you might have a health problem.

Kayla: So apparently in the last three decades of female space people...

Sarah: Female space people?

Kayla: There have been no menstrual problems in the program.

Sarah: Doesn't shock me.

Kayla: And apparently the answer is, "So what does happen when you get your period in space? The same thing that happens on earth." Which is not really the answer I'm looking at because I'm looking forward... Because I want to know where the blood moves. I want to know how the blood moves.

Sarah: I don't know.

Kayla: I don't know.

Sarah: Maybe your body-

Kayla: Maybe Valentina was the first.

Sarah: Maybe your body expels it more than we realize. And so...

Kayla: I guess. I guess I don't really know how the blood comes out, if it's just dripping.

Sarah: Yeah, I don't know.

Kayla: Oh, also just waste disposal facilities on space stations weren't... Not many of them were first designed to be able to handle human blood and stuff.

Sarah: But what if someone cuts their face?

Kayla: Well, they were kind of okay to do it, but not really, I guess.

Sarah: Well, so goes it. Get those women up in space. Yeah.

Kayla: Oh, but they also said most women opt to use contraceptives to put their periods on hold when they go to space, which makes a lot of sense.

Sarah: But when we go to Mars, that won't be an option.

Kayla: Well yeah, if you're going to be up there a while. I mean if you have certain birth control, it stops it almost completely.

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: Maybe they just should only send post menopause women to space.

Sarah: Or preteens.

Kayla: Send children to space.

Sarah: They have to be young enough that in the time they're in space, it's unlikely that they'll get their period. So they got to be eight or younger.

Kayla: Now I'm just imagining the International Space Station but families live on it and they have a mini school for the 12 kids. You know how Mackinac Islands literally 12 people go to the one school that is for every grade. It'd be like that, but the International Space Station.

Sarah: I think more than 12 kids go to that school.

Kayla: Yeah, I think there's like 12 per class.

Sarah: Yeah. Hey, my grandma graduated from high school in a class of 11.

Kayla: Well, but did they have every grade ever in one building?

Sarah: I don't know.

Kayla: 'Cause that's what Mackinac Island does.

Sarah: I think the year before her, they were only two or three seniors.

Kayla: Holy shit.

Sarah: Yeah. Anyway, small town Missouri. What're you going to do? So what I'm hearing is we should only send women to space? No men? Women and non-binary folks.

Kayla: I think...

Sarah: I would say anyone who's trans, regardless of what they're... I think we're just going to ban men from space.

Kayla: Cis men, none of them. I think, yeah.

Sarah: Watch this episode just get into the wrong hands and someone be like, "They're misandrists." It's a joke.

Kayla: And also, yes. No, just kidding. But a little, but not really. Maybe.

Sarah: Well, I mean I would like more diversity in our astronauts.

Kayla: But they don't send anyone to space these days it feels like.

Sarah: Well, they're going to be sending people to Mars in the near-ish future

Kayla: When? NASA or SpaceX?

Sarah: Maybe both.

Kayla: Okay, 'cause I don't trust SpaceX. I've got to be honest.

Sarah: On Dear Hank and John, they have a bet where if they don't get sentient beings onto Mars by 2024, the title of the podcast changes to Dear John and Hank.

Kayla: 2024?

Sarah: Yeah, he was a little more optimistic before.

Kayla: Wait, so sentient beings. So all that needs to happen is us an astronauts go to Mars and sit on it.

Sarah: But you also have to think of how long it takes to get to Mars.

Kayla: It takes a very long time.

Sarah: We have to be at a certain position in relation to Mars.

Kayla: Yeah. I don't think that's going to happen by 2024.

Sarah: It's not. But they're doing things with some robots on Mars.

Kayla: The one died.

Sarah: I know, but the other one is digging. It's doing its best. But yeah, I mean in the near-ish future people are going to be going to Mars and maybe back to the moon because we haven't been there since 1972. And I don't know, maybe there's dogs there now.

Kayla: Apparently, if you spend extended periods of time in microgravity your bone density is better. Just kidding, you lose bone density.

Sarah: Yeah. That's why astronauts have to do special workouts when they're in space.

Kayla: They're like little babies. They come back with soft wiggly bones.

Sarah: Well, yeah. And they come back and they have sea legs because...

Kayla: Have you ever seen an astronaut? They have videos of them recently when they came back and they will just drop things and then go to pick them up out of the air and they can't 'cause they're not there. They get very confused.

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: It's so funny. Yeah. They'll just be like talking and they drop a fork like it's nothing and then they expect it to be there and oh, it's just so silly. I love it.

Sarah: Amazing. So aces everywhere.

Kayla: Oh, I think what this means is estrogen helps with bone density. So women might be at an advantage because their bone density might not be as affected since they have more estrogen, which helps with increased bone density.

Sarah: Scientific reasoning for only women in space.

Kayla: So yeah, and that's the tea.

Sarah: Do we have any other thoughts on aces in space?

Kayla: What do you think is the ideal planet in our solar system to be colonized by ace people?

Sarah: In our solar system?

Kayla: Yeah.

Sarah: Can I look at a list of the planets?

Kayla: Do you not know them?

Sarah: I do, but I would like to look at the order they are from the sun.

Kayla: Oh, hold on. I used to... What was it?

Sarah: Okay.

Kayla: My very something mother served us pizza? Is that what it used to...? You know what I'm talking about?

Sarah: You skipped Neptune. Okay, here's the deal.

Kayla: My very nice mother?

Sarah: I know. No, Neptune is last before Pluto, but Pluto's a dwarf planet.

Kayla: How does it go?

Sarah: Here's the deal, here's the deal. Jupiter and Saturn are gaseous.

Kayla: Did you see that Saturn is losing its rings?

Sarah: Oh no.

Kayla: I know.

Sarah: I love the rings.

Kayla: I know. It's losing it.

Sarah: Okay. Jupiter and Saturn are gaseous. We wouldn't be able to stand. Uranus, I think is also gaseous.

Kayla: And also it has a dumb name.

Sarah: Uranus and Neptune are super, super cold.

Kayla: Yeah.

Sarah: Pluto is doing its best, but it's pretty far and it's pretty small.

Kayla: Yeah.

Sarah: Mercury is way too close to the sun.

Kayla: It's hot.

Sarah: Venus is really fucking hot because of runaway greenhouse gasses.

Kayla: If you're about to tell me that the perfect planet for aces is Earth, I'm going to be mad at you.

Sarah: No, I was going to say Mars.

Kayla: Oh, okay.

Sarah: I think Mars... I mean Mars is the most...

Kayla: What about one of the moons of Saturn? 'Cause it has many, I think.

Sarah: It's still pretty far out from the sun. Listen, I know things. I read a book about astronomy and I took two astro classes, I'm an expert.

Kayla: I also took two astro classes.

Sarah: But I took more credits worth of astro classes.

Kayla: True, 'cause one of mine was just aliens. And it was one credit and it was the worst decision of my life.

Sarah: Yay. But here, I mean Mars is just... I mean it's not super human friendly, but it is the closest.

Kayla: What a basic answer.

Sarah: If you're talking about habitable zones.

Kayla: Yeah.

Sarah: I'm sorry that this is an actual scientific answer. This is the very only science that I know.

Kayla: Oh, okay but ugh. Okay, take the science out of it. Just by how the planets look, which one is the best?

Sarah: Probably Saturn, because the ace community has that thing where if you wear a black ring, it's like, "I'm an ace community."

Kayla: But it's losing its rings at a speed that isn't very fast because space is slow but is much faster than scientists thought. That's fair.

Sarah: We're entering an anthropo scene and humans are destroying the human friendly earth. The earth is going to survive without us, but we sure fucking won't.

Kayla: Good. I don't want us to survive. We don't deserve it. Have we talked? We've talked to...

Sarah: That's mean.

Kayla: I mean, do we though?

Sarah: I think we've done some bad shit, but I don't know.

Kayla: I think some of us deserve the Earth and I think some of us definitely don't.

Sarah: Like what?

Kayla: I mean like Donald Trump.

Sarah: Fair. Well and he is also doing a lot to contribute to climate change, which is what's going to kill off the human project. So...

Kayla: Yeah. I think the people that are doing the most to ruin the Earth are the ones that don't deserve it.

Sarah: Yeah, because also they're the ones who are like, "Well, I'll be dead by then, so it doesn't matter." And it's like, "Well fuck you. You only care about yourself, you piece of trash."

Kayla: Wow, go off.

Sarah: I have some thoughts. It's like people who are like, "I'm going to destroy the government/destroy the economy/destroy the whatever because it benefits me and then I won't be here to deal with the consequences."

Kayla: Baby boomers.

Sarah: Now we're dealing with the consequences.

Kayla: This has been a very wild episode.

Sarah: Listen, this is a real throwback to early Sounds Fake. If you haven't listened to our earlier episodes and you, for some reason like this, maybe you should...

Kayla: To the person that recently emailed us and was like, "You guys have improved so much," maybe don't listen to this episode because you'll be sad for us.

Sarah: Via live on-podcast googling, on brand for early Sounds Fake pod.

Kayla: We do that still, but not as much.

Sarah: Yeah. I don't know. Listen, I just think maybe all ace umbrella people should try to be astronauts. I mean, we're all going to probably try and colonize another planet eventually.

Kayla: You mean humans or ace people?

Sarah: Ace people who aren't humans.

Kayla: That's not what I meant and you know it? What the fuck, dog.

Sarah: I think ace people, we're going to start our own. We're going to start... You know how SpaceX is SpaceX?

Kayla: She's very excited.

Sarah: We're going to start Space Ace.

Kayla: Okay.

Sarah: And we're all going to get to Mars and we're going to Terraform Mars. But I don't want to do that to Mars. Maybe we'll go to, maybe we'll find... The problem is that all of the potentially habitable planets are just so far away.

Kayla: This is true.

Sarah: Maybe we just save fucking the earth and stop climate change.

Kayla: Yeah, good luck. Or we could just send Donald Trump and those people to Mars.

Sarah: No, I wouldn't do that to Mars.

Kayla: That's fair. Maybe to a rock.

Sarah: You would have to interact with him. Here's the deal, here's the dealio smealio. If only ace people colonized another planet, there probably wouldn't be that many children born.

Kayla: See, here's my thing though.

Sarah: We wouldn't have exponential population growth.

Kayla: Well, yeah. So it would be good because our problem right now is that we overpopulate the earth. With Ace people, it's a lot less likely that there will be children.

Sarah: I recently, for one of my classes, watched this movie called Children of Men. It's very good, it's very intense. But it was directed by Alfonso Cuaron, who's the guy who did Roma and apparently Prisoner of Azkaban.

Kayla: What the fuck, dog? I knew that was my favorite Harry Potter movie for a reason.

Sarah: But it was really interesting because it's this post-apocalyptic film that showed what the Syrian Civil War looked like before the Syrian Civil War happened, wild. And the plot of it is that the entire planet is infertile. And so the youngest...

Kayla: That's just plot of Handmaiden's Tale.

Sarah: But literally no one. The youngest person on earth is 18.

Kayla: Jesus.

Sarah: And so it's just this really interesting story which, spoiler alert, there's a character... It's a very apt view on immigration and stuff. It came out in 2006. It's probably more relevant today than it even was then.

Kayla: Yikes.

Sarah: Because there's a lot of throwbacks to things that remind you of concentration camps and the kind of shit we're doing now. But anyway, there's this character who is pregnant, but she's a refugee. This takes place in Britain. And they're like if... They literally put refugees in cages, they send them to camps. They deport them, they don't want them anywhere. And-

Kayla: It's too familiar.

Sarah: And so she's super, super unsafe because the future of humanity is in her. But she's a refugee and so they're not going to treat her well. They're probably going to use her and exploit her. And also will they even admit that this kid is... Anyway, it's a good movie. It's very intense, but it's a good movie. I was just thinking about that because one of the things in that movie was like, it's a crime to not get fertility tests. And I was like, what would happen if I went to get a fertility test and they were like, "You could have a kid."

Kayla: And so you had to?

Sarah: I would have been legally obliged to have a child. And if the future of humanity was really that much at stake, I'd be like, "Yeah, okay, whatever. I'll do it." But there's an interesting discussion there about choice.

Kayla: Well, I think we've talked about this on the podcast before, or maybe this is a conversation I think is interesting. So I'm sure I've brought it up before, but if you were one of the last two people on earth, would you feel obligated to repopulate?

Sarah: I recently watched the pilot of Last Men on Earth and it was interesting.

Kayla: Because I think if something happens where you're the last two humans on earth, to me that would tell me something of maybe it's time to be done?

Sarah: Yeah. Yeah, and maybe this isn't a world that is habitable for us anymore. Not that I think the human project is meant to be over, but just this idea of, would it be more harmful to the people that you would bring into the world?

Kayla: Yeah. 'Cause I would also do you really want to be bringing a child into a world that I'm assuming is destructive because something happened where there's only two humans left. So something must have gone terribly wrong.

Sarah: I think the most difficult situation would be if one of you wanted to and one of you didn't.

Kayla: That would be terrifying.

Sarah: That would be...

Kayla: Especially if it was the man that wanted to and the woman that didn't. I mean, that would just be terrifying just because men are terrifying.

Sarah: Well that's something they touched on at the beginning of Last Man on Earth, which is like, it's a comedy. So it's not... And I've only seen the first two episodes. But yeah, it's interesting. And also just thinking about with Children of Men, also interesting title, but spoilers. I'm spoiling everything, I'm sorry. You could skip past this if you want. The kid she ends up having is a girl, which is interesting 'cause it's called Children of Men, and everyone assumes that this kid she's going to have is a boy. And then they're like, no, it's a girl. And it's like, "Ooh, the future is female, bitch."

Kayla: The tea.

Sarah: But it's interesting thinking of that. If everyone was just infertile and no one could have a kid, humanity would just be slowly dying. Imagine being the last person alive.

Kayla: I don't like that.

Sarah: You would just be the last person alive.

Kayla: Well, it would be interesting because Earth would just get so empty. 'Cause I mean, right now Earth is very full.

Sarah: It's designed to be full right now.

Kayla: Yeah. 'Cause all the buildings and everything and so slowly it would just be like, you don't need-

Sarah: It would just be abandoned.

Kayla: Yeah, things would be abandoned. So I mean, I'm assuming it'd be lowly, more rural places would be abandoned than cities that have more people. So just the odds are better.

Sarah: Yeah. Well in Last Man on Earth, sorry, I watched it literally yesterday. There are still cars parked on the street and there are still... Everything is still there, it's just... What I'm what I'm wondering, maybe this is touched on later in the series, are the bodies all buried? Did they all disintegrate? Did they fucking snap like Infinity War? Like in Last Man on Earth, there are no bodies anywhere.

Kayla: Okay, so you're saying the plot of Last Man on Earth is that no one's fertile anymore?

Sarah: No, no, no, no, no. That's the plot of Children of Men. Last Man on Earth is just-

Kayla: Okay, yeah.

Sarah: They're the last people on earth.

Kayla: Oh yeah. I don't know.

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: I saw, you're going to hate this, a tweet that was like, it was... Do you know who GloZell Green is?

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: So it's her old video of doing the cinnamon challenge where she's just coughing a ton.

Sarah: I think I saw that.

Kayla: And it was like someone sucking a dick when Thanos snapped. Thought it was funny.

Sarah: Again, I'd like to remind you all that I have formally tendered my resignation from this podcast.

Kayla: What an interesting... Tendered your resignation. Tenderized your resignation.

Sarah: Tenderize my meat.

Beat your meat. Beat your face.

Kayla: Oh, don't say that.

Sarah: Beat your face?

Kayla: No, the other one.

Sarah: Beat your meat? Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry.

Kayla: You can't say that.

Sarah: I meant it literally. I meant like when you hit meat. I'm sorry.

Kayla: Yeah. You can't be saying things like that.

Sarah: I'm sorry. I'm too ace for this.

Kayla: You can't do that.

Sarah: That happens to me very often. Where I say something and then it's like, "Oh no, there was a double entendre there that I didn't anticipate." All right. Anything to add on this trash fire of an episode? Fire in space? You can't, there's no oxygen. Continue.

Kayla: Well not space, space. In a spaceship you could, yeah.

Sarah: How would that work? Would it just go everywhere?

Kayla: I don't know. How does gravity affect a fire?

Sarah: I don't know.

Kayla: See, this is the problem is I don't know enough about gravity to understand how zero gravity works.

Sarah: I don't know enough about fire. I should find out. Yeah. Okay, well aces is in space in conclusion, that. What's our poll for this?

Kayla: I don't know. What's the best planet?

Sarah: To make an ace colony on?

Kayla: The problem with that though is do we really want to be colonizing people by their sexuality?

Sarah: No.

Kayla: Because then what if you're undecided?

Sarah: There's a questioning planet.

Kayla: What if that's what we called it? When you don't know your major yet, you're like, "Oh, I'm undecided." What if your sexuality was just undecided?

Sarah: That's what questioning is.

Kayla: I know, but what if we called it undecided?

Sarah: Okay, well...

Kayla: My major is questioning.

Sarah: "But I'm questioning my major," means something very different from, "I'm undecided." That's actually very interesting because I'm questioning my sexuality.

Kayla: It's an active... You're actively questioning.

Sarah: But hold on. It means that the default is that you assume that you are straight. And so you're questioning your straightness and realizing that you're not straight. Whereas with a major, it's like you don't have to have a major from the very beginning. So you're not questioning your major, you're just undecided on what your major is. All humans should be born undecided about their sexuality, full stop.

Kayla: See, but what I'm wondering though is if you could be undecided about your sexuality, if you could decide to undecide if the end result of your questioning. I think questioning is active, is when you're actively trying to figure out, but you could be undecided about your sexuality if you decide that you don't need to know.

Sarah: It's all very complicated. Our pull for this week is aces in space? How about this? Would you become an astronaut if you had the opportunity? Would you go to space? My thoughts, if it's a short trip, if it's a month or less, yes. It's longer than that, only if all of the people I was close to were going.

Kayla: Yeah. I think yes, but also it is so far from the realm of possibility that I have no idea.

Sarah: Yeah. It's like those things in the Fanta caps where it's like, "You could win a trip to space." Yeah?

Kayla: No, what?

Sarah: In the caps of Fanta bottles.

Kayla: Since when are people winning trips to space?

Sarah: Since they've been putting it in the caps of Fanta bottles.

Kayla: Are you telling me that people have actually gone to space 'cause they've won a prize?

Sarah: That's what they claim.

Kayla: I don't think that has ever happened. They can't just be sending anybody in space.

Sarah: It would be a private... Imagine some day we'll have commercial and private space lines.

Kayla: Well, that'll be interesting is... 'Cause right now going to space is controlled by the government, but it's becoming potentially privatized with SpaceX and so one day it will probably be all privatized.

Sarah: Maybe.

Kayla: 'Cause I mean the government can't control it all.

Sarah: No, but the thing is is that private companies, you need a lot of capital. And so SpaceX works because Elon Musk is very, very, very, very rich.

Kayla: Well, one day it won't be so expensive or it won't...

Sarah: It won't be as difficult.

Kayla: Well, it won't be... It'll either not be as expensive or relative to how expensive everything else is. It won't be.

Sarah: I don't know. We've gone really off topic. Here's what I would like to know. Aspec, would you go to space? Non aspec, would you go to space?

Kayla: Why does aspec have anything to do with it?

Sarah: Well, maybe aspec people are more likely to want to go to space because aces in space.

Kayla: Oh, so now we're running an experiment.

Sarah: Yes. That's exactly what that is.

Kayla: Okay.

Sarah: Kayla, what's your beef of the week? My beef of the week is that you don't moisturize your face enough and I'm concerned for you.

Kayla: Did you just look at my face and decide that?

Sarah: No, I got out of the shower and I was like, "I've got to moisturize." And then I thought about how you don't always moisturize your face. And I was just like, "Oh no. How do people do that?" If you don't moisturize your face at least once a day, at listeners, you are doing your skin a disservice.

Kayla: But feel my skin. It's like not that bad.

Sarah: It's so much better for your skin to moisturize her.

Kayla: Here's the problem-

Sarah: So when you take your makeup off, you just scrub it off?

Kayla: Well, here's the thing about the makeup remover I use is it's like, POND'S Cold Cream.

Sarah: Oh, you use cold cream because this is 1950.

Kayla: I've had that thing of cold cream since sophomore year of high school also.

Sarah: Oh my god.

Kayla: Can't be good. But so that also moisturizes. Okay. But also it is from the 1950s, but it's also just very effective, so shut the fuck up.

Sarah: Okay.

Kayla: It's the only thing that would get the orange makeup off my face when I was in Shrek The Musical as the ugly duckling, Sarah.

Sarah: Is that what you got it sophomore year?

Kayla: Mm-hmm.

Sarah: Also, my beef of the week is that society tells men that they don't need to moisturize. Men need to moisturize too, okay. Skin is skin. It needs moisture. Especially if you live in a place like we do that gets very dry in the winter.

Kayla: Would it make you... This is unrelated

Sarah: Chapstick, use Chapstick too.

Kayla: My boyfriend moisturizes his face all the time. Sometimes he'll just like... He has his bottle of lotion in his room. I've never talked to him about this. So he's just going to listen to this and be like, "Why do you notice this?" But sometimes he'll get out of the shower and just put it on his face but also it's his beard area. So is he moisturizing his beard? What is he doing?

Sarah: Maybe it's a beard moisturizer. Also-

Kayla: It's not. I looked at it, it's just lotion.

Sarah: Maybe he's just a person who recognizes that the face needs moisture and especially when you get out of the shower, you're like, "Oh, I've just washed my face. I need to moisturize it now."

Kayla: See, the only time I feel like I need moisturize is after I wash my face because then it gets very dry. But I-

Sarah: Do you not wash your face every time you take a shower?

Kayla: I usually do, unless I...

Sarah: Kayla also doesn't wash her feet. I don't want to talk about it.

Kayla: I just don't wash my face regularly, but I also don't specifically wash my feet in the shower.

Sarah: This is so wrong.

Kayla: They're fine.

Sarah: Secondary poll. Is Kayla wrong? Yes or yes?

Kayla: No. No. My beef of the week is that Sarah is way too invested into my personal hygiene and keep it to yourself.

Sarah: It's always so interesting when I take a shower and I can tell by where the loofahs are, whether it's been you or me who's taken a shower more recently. It's always interesting.

Kayla: Me and Sarah are the only ones with loofahs in the shower

Sarah: And we hang them on the...

Kayla: Yeah, they're hung from the same little thing.

Sarah: So whichever one is on top is the person who has showered most recently.

Kayla: It's very exciting. Sometimes mine is still on top when I go back to shower and that's how you know Sarah's had... That's how you can tell either one of us has had a bad week? It's 'cause neither of us shower that... Just getting into our personal hygiene, Sarah and I, neither of us shower very often.

Sarah: Hey, I took a shower earlier today and I have been the last person to shower, so...

Kayla: I would have to look at my tracker to know the last time I showered. This just in, I have to keep a tracker to remember when I last showered.

Sarah: Health. I would like to let everyone know that we don't smell.

Kayla: We don't. I've had people tell me, "Why don't you smell more? 'Cause you never shower."

Sarah: Listen, and I moisturize every day, so...

Kayla: I wear deodorant and put perfume on, so it's fine.

Sarah: Yeah, that perfume fixes everything.

Kayla: I know. It's great. Do you ever just wear pants over again and you spray them with a little perfume because you're like, they're probably stinky.

Sarah: No, because I've never owned perfume and I never want to. I've done that with Febreze.

Kayla: All right. Anyway...

Sarah: I don't have Febreze these days though. Anyway...

Kayla: What is happening?

Sarah: I don't know, I need Febreze.

Kayla: My head hurts.

Sarah: Okay, well you can find this shit storm on our Twitter, @SoundsFakePod. You can also find all of our social medias soundsfakepod.com. You can find everything there, it's a good time. If you want to email us, you can do that. If you want to say, "What the fuck was this episode?" I can't stop you.

Kayla: I recently today Googled us and we're finally on the first couple pages of Google with our website now.

Sarah: Wow. Also, Sounds Fake, But Okay. It's just like a phrase.

Kayla: Yeah, you have to look up Sounds Fake, But Okay Podcast to get.

Sarah: That makes sense.

Kayla: But if you do just Google Sounds Fake, But Okay, a lot of our stuff does pop up now, so we're ahead of the meme.

Sarah: That's exciting. Okay. Well, if you want to get ahead of the memes with us by giving us money on Patreon, you can do that. Our $2 Patrons are Keith McBlain, Roxanne, Alice Is In Space....

Kayla: Alice?

Sarah: Alice, you've got to tell us.

Kayla: Alice is in space right now.

Sarah: What's space like? Also known as France.

Kayla: Yeah. If space is France, Alice is there. Sorry for blasting your location, Alice. But also if you go on the Discord, you'll find out she's from France anyway, so it's basically out there anyway.

Sarah: Out there in space.

Kayla: Continue, I need to be done with this shit storm.

Sarah: All right. Also, Amy, Austin Seagull Anonymous, Quinn Pollock and Nathan Dennison. Our $5 Patreons are Jennifer Smart, Asritha Vinnakota, Austin Le, Drew Finney, Perry Fiero and my Aunt Jeanie. Our $10 patrons are Kevin and Tessa who can be found on Twitter @DirtyUncleKevin and at @Tessa_M_K. It's so many syllables, Tessa. Can you just get rid of the underscores, like just for me?

Kayla: Wow.

Sarah: Please don't do that.

Kayla: They already give us money, Sarah.

Sarah: Please don't do that. Please don't do that. And Sarah Jones who can be found at @EternalLolly, not aioli. Arcness who would like to promote the Trevor Project, and Nathaniel White who can be found at nathanieljwhitedesigns.com and Anonymous, those were the 15. Sorry, forgot to say that. Thanks for listening. Tune in next Sunday for more rest in your ears that is less of a shit show throwback Sounds Fake?

Kayla: Maybe though, it might also be a shit show.

Sarah: Who knows?

Kayla: I don't remember what we have scheduled for next week.

Sarah: Oh, I do.

Kayla: Will it be a shit show?

Sarah: Wait, I think it's about April Fools next week.

Kayla: Oh, it should be okay.

Sarah: Or not.

Kayla: Also Perry's going to be on an episode soon. Our lovely, friend Piano Fiano. So look out for that. Maybe not soon. Who knows?

Sarah: It could be weeks or months.

Kayla: One day. Bye.

Sarah: All right. Excuse me. What are they supposed to do? What is the thing you say at the end of every podcast?

Kayla: Yeah, but you start it.

Sarah: I already said that part.

Kayla: Do you say our, "Tune and in next time for more of us in your ears?"

Sarah: Yeah.

Kayla: When?

Sarah: Right before I said, "Shit show." I was talking about shit show. "For more of us in your ears, shit show."

Kayla: You changed it, I got confused. Until then, take good care of your cows.

Sarah: Oh no.